Due in June........bring on the pineapples, evening primrose oil and raspberry leaf tea

[DaisysGotABigBump]

Sorry its a bit boring, but I was lacking inspriation and running out of cyberspace...........it's all that talking to myself

oh lucky you BZ - it was sunny here today as well but "scortching" eeehhhh no not exactly!!

High waisted jeans! You can pop your tummy in with both hands and it'll stay there.

And everyone says in a very impressed manner "Back in your jeans already??!!"

Yes! I bought some in a bigger size. I am genius! You are stooopid!

oh oh maybe 'Johnny' will post later to tell us if Natty has delivered - how exciting mmmmmm Mr Depp on mumsnet!!!!

LOL Foxy - I have special post pg jeans for that purpose

Oooh Derlor - I'm having heart palpitations...

da da...
i have arrived.
still fat
sorry to excite you

NICE Foxy did you get the M&S ones with the elastic waist????

been in AGONY all day. stabbing pains in fanjo... think ellen has engaged now, bump feels lower.
how is everyone? feeling very sad as this is my last night

Oh Natty and we were SO looking forward to chatting to Johnny!!!!
nothing happening today then?

sorry X posted - yikes sounds sore

yeah DH thought i was in labour, and pretending not to be so that we could collect house keys tomorrow yes cos if i pretended for like the whole hour that i would be able to before shouting "get me the gas and air" that would really work

Hi Natty...you had us all on the edge of our balls there! I've been off checking my e-mail and phone incase I'd missed something! Any more show?

What you need to do is find an internet caff and do a live birth thread from there...it'll keep everyone entertained that way

Glad you are ok natty, but the fanjo pain sounds hellish!!

My milk has gone off !

That's the milk in my fridge, not in my norks!

h&a strangly the first thing i thought was nork milk.. how weird am i?

ROFL Holly - can't you just use the stuff in your norks then?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Love the outfit Delor!!!

I am thinking of ordering this but I bet Foxy has already got it in her hospital bag for lounging about the labour ward / home in those early days after the LO has arrived.

Another easy BF solution as well as being practical and comfortable......Don't you think???

I made a cuppa with nork milk once, it was vile!!

V practical dress there! Particularly like the price tag!!

Natty - nice to hear from you (IYKWIM?)
Oooch to the fanjo pain tho!

LOL at the price...I'm sure I can get one of those down Leeds Indoor Market for a tenner.....with the matching peephole bra and knickers

Holly, no you didn't, pls say you didn't....

Natty welcome back....sorry to hear about the fanjo pain. Just think, it will only get worse sorry not helping is it?

not fair, wouldnt mind pain if there was a point to it.
having a sweep tomorrow oooooo come on team!
wish me luck

Right....tea, Gordon Ramsay then bed. (now there's a thought )

Don't be having that baby on line tonight Natty....at least not till after the f word!!

might check in later, if I can keep awake that is!

lilkel! When us English need a cup of tea we resort to desperate measures!!

Good luck with the sweep natty! Hope it's not too uncomfortable!

im going to be mean and go to bed. i am so tired i know its my last night and am sorry. i PROMISE to text BZ or Daisybump if there is ANY progress.. but bet i will see u all on here soon, and prob still fat
good night all, will miss you
N&T&E
xxxxxx