Due in June, I am going to start charging you rent soon, you little *****er

[sputnik]

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LOL fatcatkin

....we have dyslexia as well as tourettes....(she said no doubt inflaming a whole other subset of mumsnet)

Just having a bit of a giggle about all the fuss over your thread title - am from the 'due in April' AN thread, and we've had a fair amount of flak about our titles over the last few months, so the pressure's off us now and passed onto you guys . Oh, and it always gets blamed on your hormones (i.e. they can't help coming up with offensive thread titles as they're all pregnant, natch too hormonal to know what they're doing).

I'm now a week overdue with mine by the way. Exactly how much rent should I be charging?

PMSL emmymummy

What a shame! We were all having such a nice time!
I've calmed down now - but it does piss me off when people mis-judge and make assumptions.
If I had been following this thread and didn't like how it was going - or - the title then I would just go and do something else instead - not have a moan about it?
Fanny - I'm very sure you are welcome here, but if you are very sensitive to swearing etc - you might get upset again?!

Oh you poor thing emmymummy! Sending out to you now!

I.
AM
VERY
FUCKING
ANGRY

I'm not reading it any more! It's dull!

I AM VERY HAPPY TO BE PREGNANT!!! Twunts!

what's for lunch?

Stay calm Foxy, and stop reading it. Most of the people that have a problem with it probably assume that the world revolves around them?

Just posted over there, they really have no sense of humour, without laughter in life, it must be very tough for them to cope with anything.

Glad that June has the best thread titles, beats the crap of the "xx - part 4" type ones, how dull.

foxy - incase you're not reading the thread anymore - if you think the word terminating that I used in the very first post, of the very first June Antenatal club is in "bad taste" perhaps have a little read of this thread - you could find it explains some of it...

I'm just concerned that we have upset people......esp Fannyannie/HRHQueenofQuotes...but she stopped posting on the thread in October.....maybe if she'd hung around she would have realised what a nice caring and supportive bunch we all are....if slighty warped in our sense of humour

my iron is clicking on and off in the background...this house is gonna go up one of these days....

I have to say I'm with you Foxy!

Off to AN class now - so must keep

Daisy - I actually left the site for a month in October (completely), then our computer wasn't 'in action' during almost all of December, January I nearly split up with my DH and by the time I felt ready to start posting on any antenatal threads again I didn't feel comfortable on it.......

(but you know what - you're as bad as me for using the search to 'research' what other people have been up to in their posting habits )

Oh by the way Stuart just emailed a pic of my my secret shower present....from poole (hmmm the detective in me is now trying to work out who that's from...). A lovely Mother Goose book - so which clever person worked out I'm a total bibliophile? Ella was read to before the bump was even visible from the outside!...also thanks for the cute little washcloth...will encourage me to be less of a soap-dodger ;)

thanks littlelapin, you are kind

Can I just change the subject and have a proud mummy moment for a sec?! My wonderful clever dd has just shown me she knows all the letters of the alphabet! Don't know where she gets it from !!

Fannyannie...I only did the search cos I've been posting since October on this thread and didn't recognise your name...and I searched for you before I realised you were on the other thread, that's all...I was a bit put out though that you came on here immediately after giving us a bit of grief on the other thread...

.....But as we some of us have said, we haven't meant to offend anyone, although our titles have gotten a bit more wicked since we were first objected to about the "you toucha my bump" one.

DKMAFRME - good luck! hope you don't get scared (bit late now anyway).

now, my children are being fed, what can I have?

My iron is still on....

Aw Holly, we are ALL proud of your DD today!

Daisy - behave yourself! Leave it for the other thread - this one is for lovliness and ranting only!!

Thanks foxy!

Daisy I'm leaving it well alone, I've even taken my hardhat off!

Hi,

Sorry to gatecrash-am off the due in May thread but its the end of May so may well end up camping out in yours for a bit if overdue,hope thats ok...

Just wanted to say I thought the thread title was ruddy funny and not offensive at all...

Good luck all with these last few weeks..