You should see my DH!
(No, he's lovely really )
Pinions, before I discovered MN I'd never even heard of them. I've still never bought / had one. I've seen them in the supermarket and I don't see what makes them worse than other made-up cordial drinks, but then I've never looked very hard. I get the impression from MN though that they are a VERY BAD THING. Along with sausage rolls (which, to be honest, I already knew were cheap meat surrounded by lard!)