Due in April 2007 - the Easter thread

[KatyTheProcrastinator]

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Mam went home yesterday afternoon. She's phoned me 3 times today! 1st grandchild, v. excited.

DH is in bed. I haven't slept well in weeks so he's used to my nocturnal wanderings.

i'm living in hope that you're still off mn with your new baby when i start Pinions, else your revenge will indeed be sweet ........

ok, so if this is it, what do you need to do?
is your bag packed?

Put it this way is this was my first I would have easily been to hospital by now with contractions.

1 o'clock only 5 hours to reasonable knock the neighbours up time......

Bag is packed.

Have to say am really impressed with you two.

Who needs a doula when you're around eh???

erm, you might not make 5 hours?

i thought rural suffolk was scary

the advantages of matthew being with his dad!

Not as scary as rural very rural Norfolk.

i loathe the accents round here

and the inbreeding

Remind me of camping trips to France.

5 hours! Do you really think you'll last that long?

All the baby born in bath/on floor/in car stories I've read are 2nd timers who think they've got ages to go

S'alright for Ellie she might not have to waddle up the road with towels and hot water! Why do they ask for those in old films?

i cried on the yr8 trip to france cos i thought the coach was gonna fall over the cliff

Inbreeding um.

Its not the accents, well it is, but the way that NOONE seems to get ur sense of humour, though I may say yourself not included in that Ellie.

Sorry to be grim but have just been to toilet for a no 2.

if you start waddling now you might just make it

if you like borat this is good

i think you'll find that's a good sign pinions, maybe time to think of an alternative for ds carer?

Yeh lesley thats what i mean.

I don't think klaws around now so I'll say it but do you think she's been secretly spying on us all and giving us the same leave it till the last minute advice in some sick sadistic way??? lol.

I really don't want to be last minute.

3 yr old just joined me bless he's so cute when half asleep.

DS carer we haven't got one!

this thread is funny, well custy is anyway!

are dp's rellies any closer?

We're in leeds.

They're in london.

You could go and knock at my mums ellie if you like.

I'm making light of this and its not funny cos we really have no-one. Mum is here sunday great.

bugger.
maybe time to meet a mumsnetter?

I'll post another quote in an attempt to cheer myself up.

Honestly Pinions I wasn't kiidding when I said I'd help out. i know it seems slightly odd as we've not met in RL but I am awake and nearby.

Would DS be totally freaked by a strange woman? I'm not very strange.

how dodgy does this thread title look

For sale : play cage anyone?