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Due in April 2007 - the Easter thread

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KatyTheProcrastinator · 06/04/2007 17:14

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:42

oooh, the old, 'hot bath and paracetamol', that one got me last time too, they told me to come back when it hurt too much, i looked appalled that it could hurt anymore than it did already!

and yes klaw, it is

Pinions · 06/04/2007 23:42

Yeh you're right don't worry.

Klaw · 06/04/2007 23:42

Carry on with the distraction if you can Pinions.....

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:43

ok, so leave dp asleep and sneak off to hospital with Lesley instead

LesleyR · 06/04/2007 23:43

Seriously though if you did need me I am literally down the road.

Pinions · 06/04/2007 23:43

yeh distraction good thinking..........anyone got any jokes lol.

Pinions · 06/04/2007 23:44

Don't make me laugh it hurts enough as it is.

Baby now officially doing somersaults.

Klaw · 06/04/2007 23:44

Early Labour Mistakes

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:44

ok, no laughing

would anger help?

read this

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:46

that won't work on Pinions, klaw, she's even more straight talking than me

Klaw · 06/04/2007 23:46
LesleyR · 06/04/2007 23:46

The only one i ever remember is yuck and inapprpriate for pg ladies, but here goes:

What's red and sits in a tree?

A sanitary owl!
Think I first heard it in middle school. Sorry.

Pinions · 06/04/2007 23:47

Going to hospital too soon.

This is it, but HOW do you know when to go, I never knew last time and still don't know. Then again don't really want to end up like Bramshott? giving birth on back seat of car.

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:47

try this

Pinions · 06/04/2007 23:47

Straight talking god is it that obvious?

Pinions · 06/04/2007 23:48

I think this is it.

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:48

this

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:48

a woman after my own heart pinions, you always say what i want to

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:48

a woman after my own heart pinions, you always say what i want to

Klaw · 06/04/2007 23:49

don't get me started on the Homebirth Fetishist 'article' GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:49

now what is my computer playing at?

how p#ssed will octo be that she missed this!

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:50

Pinions and I like a good row

did you see the 'chavs' thread Pinions?

EllieKthePA · 06/04/2007 23:50

ooh, you didn't ask which thread i changed my name for either, that one was very amusing!

Klaw · 06/04/2007 23:51

This is it, but HOW do you know when to go, I never knew last time and still don't know. Then again don't really want to end up like Bramshott? giving birth on back seat of car.

that's why i posted the link, so that you might be able to decide......

LesleyR · 06/04/2007 23:52

Didn't the women who complained about us complain about the chavs thread too? It got a mention on their thread.

haven't read it myself