April 2007 - Get these sodding babies out, we're sick of being pregnant.

[KatyTheProcrastinator]

The race is on for the first Easter bank holiday baby!

i mean, you haven't even got the start of it right, you missed 'Due in'

and i haven't de-briefed yo all on tea with the in-laws!

CD - me too. The May news is very. Don't want anyone to think I don't care, but there has been a lot of tradgedy in our families with babies and young children, and now I tend to go on auto pilot when I hear bad news. I guess its my coping mechanism.

does this mean I can't go for my bath yet

depends, do you want to laugh, lots?

I had nothing to do with starting a new thread - I logged on and it was sort of ... there ....

So - tea with the outlaws ...... ??

oohh, yes please

I would!

Captive audience Ellie!

ok, here goes .........

first i'll tell you about Cath at antenatal tonight, we nearly got in trouble for laughing!

Tut! Tut!

when the not-very-good-and-ever-so-slghtly-annoying midwife started talking about when you're ..... dilated we'll do this, then .... when you're 5cm etc, Cath quietly asked me how they know how far you are..........

when i informed her they look and use fingers to measure she looked shocked, then started to giggle

as for tea with the not-quite-inlaws, they were lovely, turns out he's been lying to them and me all along, told me allsorts that isn't true about them, like they wouldn't want anything to do with me cos i'd made him leave. nonsense.

spent the entire time discussing his failings and informing them of the things they don't know, and got his step-mum on side, they will be collecting the baby from me, or i'll be dropping it off, and they will not let him leave their house with baby!

they sound like nice people

so much for Mr 'i'm perfectly capable of looking after a baby', they said he had never looked after his nephews, he was not gonna be allowed to move back there, and in no circumstances was i to let him have baby alone cos they wouldn't trust him

I LOVE THEM!!!!!

Grrrr to Justin!

That must be one less thing for you to stress over. Reassuring to know that they know what he's really like iyswim.

then the doorbell went, his dad said you never know, it might be him, and his smum (his mum died when he was young) said if it was she'd tell him to go away!

Yey to his parents!

these people are very calm, his dad has just retired as pastor of church, his smum went to somewhere with christmas boxes, his dad leaves for africa tomorrow,

and they were so angry with him, she told me he's very arrogant and she's wanted to slap him before now

ditto CD