May 07 - W/C -22nd Jan 07

[Frenchsmallfry]

Morning....

As in:

'Bend on over you buxom lovely and I'll show you a jolly roger'

'My cannon's loaded up and ready to go, can I stick it through your porthole?'

'Is that a hornpipe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?'

'Just call me Long (pulsating) John Silver'

'Let me run me fingers over your treasure chest'

'This here be my special peg leg'

Oh dear oh dear. And I'm a librarian.

I'm so ashamed.

I've killed the thread haven't I? I've killed it dead.

I'm going to be kicked off MN for indecent posting.

[ashamed]

OH god - you are hilarious. This is my personal fave!

'This here be my special peg leg'

yar

I shall get DH to say this to me tonight in bed. Have already asked and he won't do it. Damn his black heart

oh man - I'm still laughing and DH thinks you are clever....in ways a woman shouldn't be clever

Roll up roll up...

Come listen to the lady with the silver tongue and naughty naughty thoughts

Gosh I went to have a bath, came back all hot and steamy [from the bath and SOH is off!!

It may also include:
Ahoy there, man oer top
Shivers down me manhood
Two's aboard or maybe three sir
Would you like to sit on me plank

Hello all, will catch up on all the goss later when the ds's are asleep and ive got a bit of peace

For now im very with myself. I have been watching a gorgeous tankini on ebay for the past 5days, i had been outbid by 50p and was planning on logging on 10mins before the end and placing higher bids until i won, well i forgot all about it until 5mins after the auction ended aaargh!! It happened to me the other day on a dress I really liked, i really need to sort my brain out, Im usually good at winning at whatever i bid on And sods law there is nothing else on there even remotely similar.

Right moan over. Im just off to get ds2 ready for bed then we are going to snuggle up and watch The Wild. I will be back on here later

i seriously just weee'd my pants. Off to change pants before going to ASDA for big food shop. Will be giggling like a ninny down the aisles - thanks wenches

Cinnamontam I can just hear you and DH tonight ie 'come on darling just tell me you want to splice me with your engorged mainbrace'. Though how you say that with a straight face I have no idea.

Oh god I'm a pervert.

Off for dinner next door at a friends. catch ya all later.

Pebble- I do that with ebay and it really grates. The trick is to find something else you really like and make sure you win it. Huge sympathies though, I seem to be incredibly forgetful since getting pregnant.

You really know your naughtical terms don't you. My DH is increasingly impressed...

[manhandles DH away from desk so he can't continue reading anything the 'naughty, clever librarian you say...eyes light up' has written]

Oh yes, naughty librarian that's me. When I whip off my cardie, unpin my hair, peer over my specs and toss my books aside, well, I'm really just a porn film personified.

Ah - you are assuming that cardie, specs and pinned hair doesn't turn my DH on in the first place

Daytime

Nightime

Oh your DH should see me in my plaid skirts and buttoned up blouses. And would he like me to tell him off for making too much noise in the library? I can take him down to the restricted section where we keep the erotica and show him what a bad man he is?

I have a cane you know.

What is wrong with me tonight?

91 more days! crazy.
i have a pregnancy counter thingie from lilypie.com. that is the only way i can keep track of it all.
loving the naughty librarian pirate porn! "this here be my special peg leg" HA!
sorry about the ebay losses pebble. i am no good at bidding at the right times.
mkg, i love the joovy tandem. i saw one the other day and it really is small and looks like fun for the rear kiddo.
i have a phil & teds and love it. we bought it the day i got my bfp. a bit early, but we were looking for a new, more sturdy single stroller for ds anyway. my bfp meant we could justify the big bucks for the p&t.
off to make some sock monkeys for munch. i found some perfect stripey socks and now i have to take advantage of actually being motivated to make something, for once. i have been in a slump for the last six months (wonder why) but lately i think it is coming back. yippee!

Hey jessinwa, don't see you on here enough!

We miss you.

I think I've scared cinnamon off for good.

soh, i prefer you evening look.
i was a naughty librarian for halloween one year. my name was "tess tickles".

SOH - you have made me chuckle, and i thought you said that it was LG&T who was the one to watch out for with her porn addiction. Me thinks you have let slip and in fact are not the shy retiring type you have implied that you are

LW - hope you managed to get your essay up to the allowed word count, and that you are now nicely tucked up in bed.

FSF - lovely picture of your snow bunnies and also of your creative baking.

i'm here, just too lazy to post. my life is a boring mess at the moment so not much to talk about. plus, munch has not been to good at sleeping during the day lately which cuts into my computer time. boo.

Hey Jess, nice to 'see' you again. Do you think you will be up to another of your fantastic questionnaires anytime soon??

april, i will get one started.
you should all hear the sounds coming from munch's room right now. he is supposed to be "sleeping" but seems to be more interested in banging something against the sides of his crib (cot). i just hope that the something isn't his little head. ouch!

Evening all! Well got it done by 11:30 am inbetween lectures, oh and i officially felt like a f*kin goldfish in a goldfish bowl today. Started back my lectures at uni and cause none of the girls have seen me since xmas (pre bump) i was getting lots of looks all day, that didn't stop ALL DAY. All i could think was for god sake, you can ask me, but instead im now the talk of the class (very bitchy girls) getting looked at all the time. They were soooo obvious, everytime i looked up i had 10 sets of eyes on me and they waited till i had left and then asked my really good friend if i was, wtf ask me yourself!!! I don't blame them for being curious, i would be but i would have said are you? Oh congratulations! Instead i felt so small all day cause i had their eyes on my bump evrey minute and felt really f*kin small

Yay jess!!! Hope Munch eventually goes to sleep and isnt trying to dig his way out!

LW - Bitches. i hate people like that. BUT they are not worth you worrying about, you have far too many important and EXCITING things to look forward to. I hope that you have a decent nights sleep tonight.