We're handholding for the newly graduated viroids and handing out hooyahs to badly behaved miroids. Between womble pains and boobs with veins, some of us are still managing to shag! It's JS Grads 47!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 47th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 46th grads thread is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 60th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

chat so sorry for you xxx

Oh chat my love I'm gutted for you, it's so unfair. So sorry. Hope you are being well looked after and getting lots of cuddles from your DD and DH and Dcat. Xxxx

Oh chat . fuck. I am so, so sorry. Cant believe it- it's just not fair. Xxx

Oh chat

I'm so, SO sorry. So fucking unfair

Xxxx

Oh Chat I am so so sorry for you. You have been so kind to me through all my crazies and it's just so unfair. Sending you tonnes of hugs, and .

So very sorry Chat. Sending you lots of love and strength

So so sorry for you chat x

So sorry Chat. You have so much strength and courage. Sending lots of love your way at this shitty time

Chat it's just too unfair. I'm very sorry lovely.

It's not fucking fair chat and I am mad at the universe! You are a wonderful person and don't deserve this heartbreak. Sending you lots of love.

Chat I'm so so sorry I don't know what else to say, but we're here for you

Just popped back on after nearly two weeks of being awol to the bad news, I'm so sorry corgi 💐 I wish I had something more eloquent to say other than fuck this shit, it's so unfair.

En route to hospital. Very ill. Need to get checked over for infection. Tomorrow is DD'S 6th birthday. If I am not there when she wakes up she will be devastated eff this crap. Dis my body bit get the memo I am a woman with plans?!

Oh no sky !!! How are you now? Is it left over birth products?????? Poor V!!! I hope she has a wonderful birthday and you get yourself better!

Well I am here for the forseeable. Hooked up to oxygen and drips and antibiotics. Need to have an ECG. As far as I can tell I am being treated for sepsis. They think that my uterus is infected. Baby is here and is fine. Absolutely gutted will miss DD'S birthday tomorrow. At least we have already had a party.

Thank you ga luckily some presents from family came in the post so she can open presents at breakfast

Oh chat I'm so sorry pet. Life is such a shitter

So sorry for you too sky but you really are in the best place as you sound very poorly. I know it won't make you feel better but even if dd is disappointed she'll soon forget about it , you can always arrange for a nice day out when your better. Get yourself well and rest woman!

Shit sky hope you recover quickly. Glad you got yourself in so you can be treated. I hate hospitals but you really are in the best place. I'm sure DD would rather her mummy was safe and well. Keep us posted.

chat hope you're surviving this morning and are able to take time to do nothing and be with yourself x

corgi sorry it's been so awful. You are amazingly strong.

Hope you are on the mend soon Sky and you are definitely in the right place. Goodness, what symptoms took you to hospital? Did you feel feverish? I'm sure DD will have a good birthday full of treats anyway – and pressies in the post to open always make up for things not going to plan. Take care.

I ended up calling mat assessment last night as I noticed bleeding when I went to the loo. It hasn't happened since 17 weeks so I googled it ... big mistake!

Fearing a detached placenta I spoke a midwife who calmly asked if I had done a big poo! She informed me straining in pregnancy can make the cervix bleed due to increased blood flow. Bah. The pesky poos again!

Still, better to check than not, baby was moving around fine last night, seems a bit quite this morning but it usually is at this hour of the day. Had a full ten hours kip last night, I feel like a new, still half asleep woman.

Hope Corgi and Chat are doing Ok this morning.

So sorry Chat. It's understandable if you want to take a break from these boards for a while.

That sounds scary Sky. Hope you are being treated well and the antibiotics kick in and start doing their job. I'm sure you'll find a way to make it up to your dd once you are feeling better.

I think my pelvis/hips are about to give up on me. No more standing on one leg to put slippers on anymore. Damn you relaxin! It's going to be a long few weeks ahead.

Sounds scary Sky and Pee. Hoping everything is ok with you both.

Sky - poor you. Hope you're getting the attention you need - and some rest. How scary.

Pee - sounds like you need some fruit and fibre or a big juicy pear in your life! Glad that baby's moving about normally.

Also experiencing similar wobbles Yoga - putting my boots on in the morning has become a task in itself, plus my back feels like it's given up by the end of the day.

I had a midwife appointment yesterday. She was concerned that the baby is in breach. I thought i felt it turn on Saturday (realllly intense discomfort and shape shifting) so naturally I went into panic mode. I've just come from a private (costly) scan that showed baby was quite happily head down. And chunky. So good and bad news!

Damn you relaxin! I keep getting neck ache and putting tights on is a challenge here too!

(I'm fine BTW, just seeing any sort of blood is a bit freaky but it's stopped now.)

Glad baby is head down Feathered and apparently chunky babies are totally easier to birth, so somebody told me. Gravity and all that!

Uh OK, none of you warned me that the whooping cough vaccine would hurt! Ouch!

pee glad it was a false alarm!

feathered glad baby is head down! How many wks are you? I was planning on getting a Pvt scan to check position towards the end but looks like I won't need a private one with the gd now! Don't worry about chunky, the scans are quite inaccurate at predicting weight aren't they? And anyway strikeout chunky, replace with "healthy"!! :)

Glad baby is head down Feathered and hope Peenut is right about chunky babies being easier to birth.

lil, I had completely forgotten but yes, whooping cough hurts and my arm hurt for several days afterwards as well.