We're handholding for the newly graduated viroids and handing out hooyahs to badly behaved miroids. Between womble pains and boobs with veins, some of us are still managing to shag! It's JS Grads 47!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 47th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 46th grads thread is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 60th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

whispers I might be a little bit in labour. Maybe.

It could also be braxton hicks, or just tummy ache...

Woohooo kate good luck

I've realised that it is unlikely that I will sleep through the night for at least 2/3 years! This has really upset me

Poms Poms at the ready here Kate.

I lost my plug this morning... sooooo gross!

Oooooh, hello Plug! Nice to meet you-hoo! This all sounds very promising Kate! Hope you go into full swing labour tonight!!

I was SO uncomfortable yesterday –having had no Braxton Hicks really during pregnancy my tummy yesterday was tight and hard all day, then last night I kept getting weird achy period ish pains. Had them a bit today and BH every so often ... yeeek! I have no clue if that means anything but it might!

See you in hospital Kate?!

Oooh! Ha! Yes see you in the labour ward

Pompoms for Kate and maybe Pee!

Had a bit of excitement yesterday evening at work - I was called to put in an epidural, started explaining it to the lady, but had to stop halfway through as she had a contraction (not unusual). However, this one seemed to go on longer than usual, and she suddenly turned to the side and SCREAMED. Midwife was looking at the trace, I looked down and said "It's the head! Head right there!" Between the two of us we managed to catch the baby in the sheets (neither of us wearing gloves) and it was all done very quickly!

Wow! That sounds amazeballs Sock! I like the sound of that, just a wheeeeee! And out plops a baby! How nice you were there!

Hope Kate is doing well! I don't think I need fanjo bunting just yet. Have had a chilled few days and the werid Braxtons have done one ... so maybe we'll go to due date next week. NEXT WEEK. ARghhee!!

Hope everyone else is doing good. I can't watch the news, it's too filled with dread and craziness.

Anyone expecting autumn/winter babies mothercare have a sale on. Some nice winter bodysuits down to £1 on 0-3m if there's any left. Could be worth a look.

Oh wow! I'm expecting a winter baby (Feb). I'll take a look though it feels too early to buy. I have a scan on Saturday. Perhaps if that goes well, I'll pick up a couple of things :)

Sock was that her first baby?!

Thanks lil - December baby here, I should take a look we ordered nursery furniture last weekend, it's all starting to freak me out

'Fraid not, London - so I haven't got my hopes up for a similar experience!

I have still bought essentially fuck all. Don't even know if we'll be living in this house when Socklet arrives. I've got a week of AL coming up though, so am planning to blitz it then.

We're moving in two weeks and have already bought quite a bit, which was perhaps an error!

Any news from anyone? Hope kate is doing ok.

I saw the consultant today and have been granted my c section. I am so so relieved, it feels like a huge weight is off my shoulders , I feel so much more positively about the pregnancy now.

Tmi alert. I've had some brownish cm when wiping today. No bleeding or spotting and no cramps. Has this happens to anyon else. I'm slightly panicked!

I have a private scan Booker for tomorrow high can't happen soon enough now

No advice london sorry, gx everything is ok at scan tomorrow.

My tmi is a toilet problem I'm not constipated and fairly regular but omg it's like shitting glass at the moment, this morning I had to lie down on my bed after and try not to cry. I've tried eating more fibre but nothing seems to help - any advice?

I had some brown cm last pregnancy London and I am feeding the resulting baby now. Not surprised you are panicked though as I think it is a normal response. Hope all is well and you get reassuring news at tomorrow's scan.

Great news Canters. How many consultant appointments did you have? I have my first one at the end of the month and hoping he will agree there and then for me to have another section.

black any blood on the paper? Could be an anal fissure or a haemmorhoid, some anusol may help although youd need to check if it's safe in pregnancy, I can't remember.

Fuzzy, just the one appointment. I have to have some CBT and go back at 36 weeks to confirm I haven't changed my mind. I don't think you"ll have any problems getting your section given you've had one. Will keep everything crossed for you.

Black my post took so long to upload I didn't see your one. I've had the same problem and anusol is definitely fine to use in pregnancy. I suffer anyway so pregnancy is just making matters worse but I am also taking lactulose to try and soften my poo to make it a little easier. It is absolutely horrid, so you have all my sympathy.

Thanks Canters.

fuzzy thanks. My cervix really hurt which suggests the brown cm is harmless. Still, its scared the shit out of me so I'm taking it easy until the scan tomorrow

Good luck tomorrow london

Hello lovely viroids! I did a baby!

canters we are doing ok thanks, though having some feeding issues.. Ouch!! Glad your consultant was supportive and you can enjoy your pregnancy now x

london how was your scan? Gx everything was OK x

Pee how does it feel to be top of the stats?! Ha! Not long now...

Will do a birth story at some point. Hopefully soon before I forget everything!

Congratulations kate

Hope everything is ok london

Just seen that a women has run her 100th parkrun at 40 weeks pregnant I'm still going at 17 weeks but don't think I'll make to 40 weeks!

Hi viroids! My scan was great. I'm measuring exactly 7 weeks, everything is where its supposed to be and there was a strong heartbeat. Very reassuring as I think that drops the MC risk down to 5% or something now.

However, my cervix is literally killing me. Particularly if a sit up or walk around for an extended period of time. I'm going to try to see my GP about it on Monday. I'm afraid I have an ectropion or something due to all the oestrogen! Has anyone had anything similar?

Congrats london!! So glad all is OK with baby. can't help with the cervix though I'm afraid!

Oooh congrats kate!! Hope you're feeling ok post birth, feeding issues aside!

Sooo I think at 20+1 I might be pregnant enough to join the fb group. Am I allowed? How do I do it?

Congratulations Kate, and welcome to the world Baby Beckett.

Congrats on the scan London. The cervix thing sounds painful, GX it's just one of those passing preggo symptoms.

It's been a busy few weeks for me so have been lurking rather than posting. I'm 9 weeks today, the nausea seems to have passed but feel exhausted. I had a scan at 8+3 and Lil Diddy was measuring bang on for dates and me and DH both cried as soon as we saw our little bean. It's our 4th pregnancy and first time we've had a successful scan. I think we were both a bit surprised how baby-sitting it looked. We also saw a good strong heartbeat so the miscarriage risk had dropped from 40% to 2%.

I was a bit freaked out for a few days by the idea that a small person is actually growing in me . I think after 3 MCs, the bfp = baby idea had got a bit broken in my thinking. I'm also having a winter baby (Feb) but think there's a long way to go before I'll be buying any baby stuff.

I hope everyone's having a nice relaxing weekend