Just Shagging Grads 14: Join the viroids for scanxiety, Toni Braxtons, & a little less JSing than usual!

[Nessalina]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 14th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 29th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

wil, don't think so, I just happened to be incubating micheal flatley, lord of the dance who has managed to tap tap itself the (hopefully) right way round... Though we currently have right side wiggles, so maybe it's on the move again..

Looking at the ttc just shaggers convo, talking about when you joined. I joined on part 23, and before joined on the same day, and Rpopz got her BFP!

and nessa had serious 12 week scanxiety... Btw mines is on Monday!!!

Sounds like a lucky day. Good luck for Monday.

Min I have a great mental picture of a little baby with a creepy Michael Flatley face now .

How do you look back at old freds?? Doesn't it take ages!? Exciting times on the JSers Fred

Gawd it feels like forever ago! I did have some serious scanxiety.

I'm starting to get paranoid about how much baby is moving. He's squirming little bits all the time and LOTS at night, but I keep worrying that he's going to stop No reason why he would!! Just really ready for him to head out into the world now...

Am sure it won't be too much longer for you Ness. I remember getting a bit anxious at the end last time too.

Boo have a headache. Hope my daughter is not in a screamy mood this morning.

Morning viroids. Does anyone have a pregnancy pillow that they can recommend? If possible one that won't push DP out of bed? I'm really struggling to sleep now I'm growing a bump as I normally like sleeping on my stomach and I can't now!

Ness when is your due date?

Due on Tuesday
I got a Mothercare basic mat pillow, £20. Kind of wish id spent more and gone for the dream genie or similar. This one has been ok, but it's flattened out where my knees go, so don't feel like I'm getting great support. It does have a removable pillow case though which is a big plus - some don't, and believe me, when it's between your legs all night you wanna be able to wash it!!

Eeek Tuesday is soon! How long will they let you go over? It seems to vary depending on the area! Thanks ill go and google...I saw one on amazon that went all the way round the back too but I think DP would end up on the sofa or stealing it if I got that one!

Have heard good things about the dream genie Lauren! Cheaper on Amazon I think x

Think Juni had a good one? I just had a v shaped feeding pillow which was crap for feeding but fine for putting inbetween legs to sleep.

That's beautiful, Ness.

Proper morning all day nausea now, hoping that means all is well in there. I get the tiredness, fatty, I'm seriously considering an afternoon nap, and it's only 9am!

I remember the night DD switched from transverse (bottom down) to head down. Most uncomfortable thing about the whole eight months. I still squirm now at the memory!

ness I love those stickers. They're beautiful. My DH isn't assertive by nature but was incredible during labour.

7 weeks today. Woop! Why so these first weeks go so slowly? I'm petrified about the morning sickness & weak pelvis floor combo. I puked to 20 weeks with DS. That was bad enough but now I piss myself every time I'm sick. Argh. Really hoping for no sickness this time.

Oh that dream genie looks magic! Added it to my wish list for pay day

Thanks guys I keep going into the nursery to admire my handiwork, lol.

Fx for limited sickness for the first tri crew! Definitely get all the sleep you can. I was getting in from work and going straight to bed from about 7 weeks, just couldn't keep my eyes open! DH would wake me with dinner at 8pm ish, I'd eat then go back to sleep again!

Early rising today, thought about food when I got up to pee at 7am, starving within minutes. Tummy rumbling woke baby, all chance of more sleep gone with him squirming!!

Wow ness Tuesday! How exciting :) :)

Morning viroids. Ness I also got some breakfast wriggles. Not sure where she goes in the daytime but I only seem to feel things early in the morning and late in the evening. However I'm far less bumpy in the mornings, I grow over the first hour or so. Gorgeous sticker work!

Oh God first tri tiredness was hard work. We went camping. Not great. Not very sympathetic DP dragging me up mountains by day, having to get up and get dressed every fecking night to walk a mile to the toilets and it was freezing. I usually love camping but this was just shit.

I was lurking at the point Kato joined. I think I popped onto the next Fred, settled in for the long haul then did a kitten like a knob.

I've managed to beg and borrow a wallpaper stripper so going to uncover whatever horrors lie beneath the textured wallpaper in the spare room in three weeks time. Even the ceiling is papered shudder There's a soft spot on the floor under the loft hatch that we suspect someone fell down or dropped the body they were trying to hide so I'll be on the lookout for suspicious stains....

Suspicious stains pis dead bodies?! Leave a jam sandwich out to tempt any murderers living in the loft first and to let them know you're friendly before starting work is my advice I did this when I was drunk once

I've just taken a picture to compare morning bump to mid-morning bump. It's actually a bit freaky. First pic is at about half six on Monday morning (20 weeks) this is also how I looked when I got up this morning. Second pic is just now. You'd swear there was a couple of months difference!

Haha! I might start leaving jam sandwiches on the stairs so if anyone breaks in they'll know I mean them no harm and just nick the telly without breaking our legs first and I'll have a handy snack without having to go as far as the kitchen in the middle of the night

It's a fool proof plan pis I don't know why it's not a nationwide anti crime technique!

That's impressive, Pis! Gravity doing its thing there :) Good idea leaving sandwiches on the stairs - two birds, one stone. Like it.

ah ness the stickers look lovely :)

I think I joined Jsers in part 22, although I think I lurked for most of that thread and started posting my pant snot particulars in 23-24. I remember popz talking alot about pineapple of truth!? Deffo recall my meltdown in July and Kato giving me a big squish, then we both got bfps 3ish weeks apart.
Decided that the only way to nourish myself is to absolutely stuff my face in the morning when I feel semi nauseous because I just don't know if I can face food after 3pm. Of course stuffing my face doesn't equate to cake, danish pastries, cookies, and other crap, no no. I am virtuously nibbling carrots at my desk. cough

My entire plan for the weekend is to sleep. and maybe play wow I honestly can't wait, this week has dragged! Next week I have a short week, I've taken Wednesday off for Mumma Tee's birthday and I've got booking in on Thursday AM. Phew! I've told Mr Tee we are compiling questions over the weekend to take....

Ugh, I hate wallpaper stripping!! We did our lounge earlier this year. I promised DH that I'd do all of it, coz he wanted to pay someone, then I got too fat and pregnant and tired and lazy so he ended up finishing it... I think I did one wall out of four!

Mmmm... Jam sandwiches!

Deffo get the food in while you can tee - I never got morning sickness, only afternoon/evening sickness, so used to have a big breakfast and lunch so if I couldn't face anything later I still felt like I'd had something.

Pis, I'm impressed with your before and after! My bump did the same actually, I'd have to undo the fastening on my trousers after 2pm... Might have been helped by the aforesaid big breakfast & lunch!

Just got a call from TNT to say that they're coming to pick up my reject breast pump It's going back to Spain! How did I manage to purchase a Spanish one??