Warning - moan coming up!
For two weeks I've knows that I will be going to my DH's boss's leaving do tomorrow evening. My DH is currently out of the country, but just phoned me to say he's on his way home and by the way tomorrow night is a 'Formal' event on a boat!
HELLO!!!! What is wrong with these men.
List of things to do between now and before I have to leave the house tomorrow at 7am for work:::
Shave my legs (takes about 1.5 hours these days), pluck my eyebrows, try on all dresses to see if any of them fit and will do as 'formal', probably iron dress, hunt for matching jewlery, look for shoes that will go, polish shoes that will go, wash hair, trim fringe, wash knickers that won't give me VPL, dry knickers, shave armpits, look for matching hair band/decoration, choose/find matching make-up, look for tights that might fit (or run out in my lunch hour tomorrow to buy some), try to find something that will act as shawl etc as it isn't gonna be warm tomorrow, look for umbrella.
Quick better go.............