We've got fire in our bellies, we're incubating our little Penis Dragons #5

[fancyacupoftea]

Thread number 5!

We're still going strong and nobody has even given birth yet. New graduates welcome!

Here are the stats

Messaged you fancy :)

OI! LURKERS! Wanna join?

I'd be up for it!!! If im allowed...

Yay, Treacle! Message me

Oooo oooo! I'm addicted already...... Must get MORE MEMBERS!!!

So, is it bad etiquette to add friends? I joined one FB pregnancy group and promptly left after getting into a war of words about antenatal depression. I might need social lessons.

Oh my god you guys, you've just made me laugh so hard, what with fancy being a dirty old man trying to get us to talk about cm and poly wondering why the woman wasn't given a changing room...!
Aaaaah.
Feeling better
Now off to eat sausages and mash and wait for a friend request from fancy on fb

Mlle Fancy so is a 50yo Man. You should see her profile pic, totally stolen from a wedding magazine!

Mwahahaha

I want to seeeeee! Waiting on my friend request :p

fancy I hopefully just pm'ed you...

I have just sent hubs to the shop for cheesy balls. yes oh yes.

finally got booking in appointment for next week. whoop.

poly hope you get lots of sleep tonight hun.
we're on last back molars here which are causing some sleepless nights. poor sausage.

Well that's done it MrsBeeBee, cheesy balls indeed!

Retro are you coming to the Facebook world?

She is but I'm struggling to find her!

Ah sorry. I should shut up haha

You all need to get strange names like me! It's so much easier to find you if you are actually the only one on FB.

The only people with my name are texan singers ;)

Oh my god I'm literally wetting myself at you lot

Ok so do I just pm you my name fancy or email too?

Yay Linda and Retro are joining us!

Email is easier Linda!

Done

OMG - car just killed a bird right in front of us, as we were having dinner, then tried to bring said dying bird into the house. Thankfully the door was closed. Bird is now lying, dying, on our lawn. Don't think I will recover from this...

Bad kitty! Coup de grâce time?

Oh my god you lot are hilarious!!! There's a fb group on the cot thread but I was always too scared to join...too many people on there. However now I know you are all 50yr old men it seems like a great idea.
Who do I pm to join?

Retro - beetroot in vinegar is really hitting the spot and that avo you want salt sprinkled on and a few chilli flakes...mmmmmmmmm

OCT thread, not cot.