Martians 2014: thread 10. More scans, bigger bumps and eating for two! Nearly halfway there, ladies!

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Thread 9

Shiny new thread. Welcome all those due to pop out a baby in March 14, whether you're an old hand or a newbie, come join the fun!

Apprentice hope you are feeling better soon.

I bought some beautiful fillet steak yesterday, was looking dfor some chateux briand but out of luck. I can't wait for tea tonight :) I'll put some food porn up on facebook.

On the height/size thing, OH is 5'10. And I'm sayin' fuck all else. Anyway that's why Anne Summers exists.

In other news I am severely constipated! So I'll have to get some dried apricots, why is being pregnant so sexy?

Morning all. I'm off on a work trip today. Supposed to be with a colleague but he's not on the train

Love all the name talk. Love Christopher/Kit and Catherine/Kitty. Jonty sounds like a problem child...

Morning
Having same issues with man-size fun. Has anyone tried both sitting up ?

I quiet like makella What ever the spelling. And Walter is a llovely strong man name. Not sure about canute, im sure that's a swear word somewhere. Worth putting it in Google just in case.

"Nice to meet you ,my name is minge-rot" jo I don't even want to know what that is

NoMaybe - I had the trio of medallions (fillet, rib eye and I think the last was sirloin) all rare. Served with chips. Sides of spinach, tomato salad and bernaise sauce. And they made me virgin mojitos which were really quite amazing. I've done a review on trip adviser which should be published today if you fancy having a look on there...it's really detailed

liberuna - not tried both sitting but bump will shortly get in the way I'd imagine. And my OH, though a well endowed man, does like to be balls deep Don't think it's a great position for that.

Glad I've amused people on the minge-rot front Nothing quite as reassuring as a clean minge and knob combo.

Jolls, I'm drooling. At the steak, not the clean minge knob combo. I'm off to find your review.

It got submitted yesterday so should arrive to view at some point today.

Amazing review. My tummy is growling.

I'm eating fruit pastilles for breakfast.

Hope you're feeling better today apprentice

Ooh, is it on there? I hadn't had notification yet.

It is indeed Joll!

Good move Comms

I keep forgetting bump will be huge. Must have the balls deep sex!

I can announce I have finally gone for my bikini wax. I can also tell you it's the last one I'm having during pregnancy. Eeeouch!

*walks

Morning everyone!

Congratulations gawjus on your little girl!

prambo I did a double take when you wrote your ‘father’ comment – really freaked me out for a second there!

I’ve just demolished a packet of mentos if that makes you feel any better commsgirl

On the girl front (which is of no use to me given we’re having a boy), some more unusual names just to throw out there – tacita, emmeline? I also like agnes although this is mainly because of a girl I met on French exchange years ago who had that name but it was pronounced ‘anyes’ which I loved (think French accent here!)… any takers? I also like the name Penelope but would never use it as my grandmother’s dog was called it!

i'm screwed for boys names. DH keeps calling bubba ecthelion. I think i'm going to punch him at the rate things are going

(DH that is, not punching the baby!)

Not so much, I feel sick now :(

On sex positions, we tried lying down facing each other last night which worked with my painful hips/pelvis. Not the deepest though!

Eln it does, thank you. Emmeline is a beautiful name. I worked in France as a nanny last year so only seem to be able to come up with French baby names, which DP swiftly vetoes!

I had a ham and edam cheese toasty, 2 capri sun's and half a bag of cadbury's wishes and 4 victoria plums, I'm still hungry. I hate this..

I like to think of my packet of mentos as a breakfast amuse-bouche... now i'm moving onto proper breakfast... this usually consists of eating my bodyweight in toast.. yum yum!!

I also like the name Kara and Marnie for girls... just can't think of any boys names! urgently need to though as if its left to DH our baby will be screwed!

Is anyone going to go with the 'wait and see what it looks like' technique of baby naming?

With sex positions, I have found recently - and this might be a bit too out there for some of you ladies - but missionary is really good . Never done it previously, but for some reason it really does it for me now. Former favourites are off the table now anyway.

I seem to be getting sex cravings much like I'm getting food cravings. I.e. when I want it, I want it NOW and must have it immediately.

eln Kara is a beautiful name, if I do say so myself! :)

indeed it is karamcleod

Fox me too!

On the name front, we're not going to set a name before baby's here but we'll have an idea. Babies all look the same to me anyway.

comms I have to disagree!

Can I ask you lot which spelling you prefer?

Connor
Conner
Conor
Conchubhar (OH is half irish)

Kara I think they just all look like babies, they don't look like a name.

kara Conor definitely!

Bit of a morbid one for you - we want to put a 'will' in place so that if both me and dp were to die my mother gets guardianship etc, has anyone done just this rather than a proper will with it? What does it involve?