Martians 2014: thread 10. More scans, bigger bumps and eating for two! Nearly halfway there, ladies!

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Thread 9

Shiny new thread. Welcome all those due to pop out a baby in March 14, whether you're an old hand or a newbie, come join the fun!

Possibly me Korma. Im back in London for a heart scan on Tuesday, and will be asking insisting that the sonographer take a look!
Im fairly convinced Im on team pink, not knowing is driving me mad!

lumpy, you could call him Kit? I'm sure that's short for something really obvious but I can't think what!

BTW, DH and I got away with our clandestine guinea pigs when the landlady came round! No nudity required...

I think I guessed girl going by your scan photo saggy but tbh I'm not the greatest at this guessing malarky.

Lumpy I love Kitty-Rose :)

I have decided I am having a BOY because I saw a really cute jacket for a boy today and I'm going to be pretty pissed off I don't get to buy it!

Wow since not being able to get on recently we've moved on 2 treads!

Congrats on the pink news gawjus :-)

Iv got my gender scan booked in for 19th seems soo long away tho :-(

Hope everyone is ok

Super - Christian I thought kit could be short for, someone at my school did this but don't know if it's a common shortening or not!

Congrats gawjus!

Sorry, Kara not Korma!
She has been christened Eve by DD14.

Lumpy Kit short for Christopher :)

Thanks sag I want korma now :( I like Eve. My best friend growing up was called Eve and I still love her to pieces :)

My most irritating craving so far: a Persian dish called Gormeh Sabzi. I can't find a restaurant in Manchester that serves it. My ex's step brother who lived with us is Persian and we used to make it together, but he was the person who knew the recipe and none that I look up seem the same

I'm going to have to try it at some point I suppose but I just know the flavours are too delicate for me to master. I'm normally a 'big' flavours kind of cook.

I find women lie about two things: how much sex they're having and what they weigh.

I'm 7st 8lbs and getting fucked every morning and twice at night

Hummm really fancy peanut butter now!

Welcome elm congrats on a boy!

grey and fox no boys' names sooooo much easier! Me n DH struggling to agree on any!

Woo hoo congrats Gaw - you wanted a girl didn't you?!?!?

Pram I couldn't orgasm through just penetrative sex until after giving birth, now I can pretty much every time. Quite a common thing apparently as the nerve endings are closer to the surface in there once you've shoved a baby out. Keep your fingers crossed you don't need a c section

Flamin' 'eck, so much to catch up on!

Ok, going back a bit (soz).

JK, yes, I ordered the Orb in Berry. Very pleased with it.

Saggy, good to have you back, lady. And Sarah, you've been MIA for ages!

Owl, I have a bigger left boob, which by your theory means boy but Gawj just proved you wrong

The peanut discussion has been thoroughly done but just wanted to add that my friend has three boys and only gave up nuts during her second pregnancy. Guess which boy has the nut allergy?

Prambo, I guffawed at your dad/pregnant post but thought it was just my weird mind till I saw your clarification. Classic!

Joll, DP was a bit weird about sex at first because he was worried about hurting the baby He's over it now though Glad you enjoyed the film. I'd also have liked to have seen what went on elsewhere during the purge but they did have the grainy TV footage.
I hope you saved me some of your steaks from last night.

Gawj, lovely news

Congrats gawjus! And any other gender reveals I've missed!

I'm feeling sore, tired and uncontrollably tearful so I'm not going to contaminate y all with my mood especially with all the creative name chat taking place..I'll catch up properly soon..
((Slinks into corner to weep and eat worms))

Congrats on a girl gawjus! How exciting!

Me n DH have a couple of names we like for a boy, but struggling with a girl. Then he said what about Penelope? Both like it, great. Then friends have a baby at the weekend and it's called... Penelope!! So back to the drawing board then. Sigh.

I know someone with a Jonty. Just sound so posh to me!! But each to their own. prambo is Walter named after breaking bad?

Fox, here ya go:

www.carphonewarehouse.com/mobiles/mobile-phones/SONY_XPERIA_E/MONTHLY?colourCode=WHITE&feature4G=T

It's the phone I bought DS1. It's £1 more expensive that when we got it but still a great deal. And they let us tweak it to have more inclusive call minutes and less data so you could probably do the same if you needed to. Buy, buy, buy!

Jonty is just awful. So posh and sounds horrible.

Seriously promised to get to bed early tonight but cannot help but get caught up on here. First of all, congrats Gawjus a beautiful girl!

Apprentice hope you're feeling better soon.

Pram you never fail to amuse me but today was seriously priceless.

Jolls on sex. My DH is a big guy, 6'10 and well proportioned all over. Ordinary condoms won't fit him for example. We haven't ever cracked the sex in pregnancy thing though - there is a bit less space and for us that is an absolute killer - we've tried lots of different things but penetrative sex just doesn't really work - it's painful for both of us. If you find an answer, please tell me as we're second pregnancy in and none the wiser.

Right off to bed

Thanks Lyra & Cool. Well looks like we'll just have to keep at it in the bedroom or wherever else takes our fancy and enjoy the ride. I could ride him! Now there's an idea Cool - we have the condom issue too...not for too long though...we got checked out for minge-rot shortly after getting together so we could leave the rubbers and rely on my implant instead. Lyra - I unfortunately did not save any steak. I chewed and swallowed every mouth full slowly while making the same noise Homer Simpson does when he gets something tasty

Joll' pleased you're all clear on the minge rot front.

Now, what steak did you have? Did you have a sauce? What sides? Details please.

Cool 6'10

Hope you're feeling better today Apprentice

I've had no sleep. My back is so sore and crampy. Cannot get comfy so I gave up to drink tea.

I would suck minge-rotted cock for a rare fillet steak, pepper sauce, and decent chips...

apprentice, are you alright?

Thinking of you apprentice hope you feel more cheerytoday.