Hi ladies, just catching up...
fl0b0t you made me literally lol on the train with the picture of you scrubbing away at your imaginary dirty nipples 
If it makes you feel better, mine are huge atm, but still pink, no darkening yet. Boobs are veiny though which is attractive 
to tuddles welcome back! How are the wedding plans coming on?
kimjayne 
at your MIL, what a horrible thing to say. That's one of those times when you wish you had a witty, scathing comeback to spit at her, but the shock makes your brain go blank.
ready yes the movements I feel are more like a rolling sensation too - can make me feel a little queasy on occasion! Mine are getting stronger and more predictable now too - baby always has a wiggle after I eat, and I know I've left lunch a bit too late when I notice I've not felt movement in a while. Also I feel it more when sat down - in fact I've been feeling movement for 3 weeks now but only felt it for the first time stood up the other day (so ladies who haven't felt anything yet maybe you spend a lot of time standing/walking? I have a desk job...)
On the dodgy dream front I have to share with you my bonkers dream from last night.......I dreamt that DH had the baby with him at work, and he phoned me in the afternoon to say he was going out for drinks with a mate that evening. I said fine. Dream jumps forward to late in the evening, and DH hasn't come home, I can't get hold of him, and the baby has been locked away in his office alone for the night (as you do...). At this point I woke up for a wee, and omg I was FURIOUS with poor sleeping DH next to me! Literally fuming with him for abandoning our baby like that....until the point where (as I was mid-wee) it dawned on me that I had ok'd his plan and it was therefore all my fault! I then spent the next hour wide awake fretting that the dream was a sign of what an awful mother I'm going to be.....