Wow Dawn that's an amazing birth story (seems we are having a lot of those as I appear to have written similar comments lots of times in the past few weeks!) and it's just what I have been hoping for too 
Still nothing happening here, bloody show this morning and a few minor occasions of mild period type pain (not actual pain, more dull ache) during today but definitely nothing that feels like it could be a contraction. Am starting to feel a little fed up as I approach 5 days overdue. I know the baby will come when it's ready, but just wish I could pass on my 'very ready' vibes.
Just the cleaner situation sounds like a proper PITA, I would be going back to the original plan of hiring someone you don't know but with references. Could you maybe use an agency or a bigger firm to get better reliability? My Mom runs a cleaning company so when we move she will be providing a cleaner for our new house, I am very excited about that!
Pandia sorry to hear you are also feeling fed up, here's hoping we all get some movement soon and can snuggle up on the post-natal thread to share lovely stories about our fabulous newborns 