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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 20:10

Twice today my 2 1/2 year old son has (very loudly in the middle of a shopping centre) complained that his "willy is sore and won't go back down". Is this normal??????????
If anyone has any experience of this then I would really appreciate some advice. I know that erections are normal even in babies but should it hurt (he's never complained before)? Does it mean he will need to be circumcised? He doesn't look sore and when I asked him about it a bit later he said it was okay now.

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Desiderata · 20/02/2008 21:16

My little boy is rather well blessed. He's always played with his todge, but just recently he does nothing else. As soon as we get inside, he rips his clothes off and starts twiddling.

I didn't know that you could stick your finger in the end of a willy and push it right in

Yesterday morning, fast asleep, he nearly poked me out of my side of the bed with his erection .. and he's only three!

I foresee much girl trouble ahead.

Kindersurpise · 20/02/2008 21:18

lol at Oblomov.

My DH calls them meat willies and blood willies.

Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:20

kinder, what is the difference ?

Kindersurpise · 20/02/2008 21:22

What you said, Oblomov. Meat willies are big when flaccid, and do not grow much when erect. Blood willies are small when flaccid but grow when erect.

Why did I post that last remark? Hope my mum doesn't read this.

purplemonkeydishwasher · 20/02/2008 21:24

desi - i completely sympathise,
Ds (2.5) is constantly naked. and he has a special relationshop with his willy. it's alwasy lloking red and sore but i think it's just from him trying to get his finger in tehre. good god.

OracleInaCoracle · 20/02/2008 21:25

pmsl at this thread.

oblomov, sounds like youve done some research

ds often wanders into the bathroom when im in the shower and shouts "wheres mummy's narg narg?" he also likes to tickle said narg narg.

Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:33

chubby and lissielou, you refer to my research. Unfortunatley there has been very little of this and I have not completed my PHD, I am nowhere near my GCSE's, believe me.
I had a competition on a thread the other day, that i lost virginity very late, later than her.
I challenged another mumsnetter - it was funny, and I won
I was pleasently surprised that dh was a "bloodie"
Didn't know there was a word for it !!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA
I mhave made MYSELF laugh alot, on this thread.

Desiderata · 20/02/2008 21:36

Oh, good! I like to have sympathizers, purple

My dh also has a walnut whip which morphs into a Toblerone when aroused.

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:37

Oh oblo I'm dissapointed now - I was about to rename you Oblo the Willy Master!

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OracleInaCoracle · 20/02/2008 21:38

pmsl

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:39

lol at all the chocolate references! At least no-one has compared their other half to a milky way (very dis-satisfying!)

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Kindersurpise · 20/02/2008 21:39

ROFL at Desi

"My dh also has a walnut whip which morphs into a Toblerone when aroused."

That has to be nominated for quote of the week

Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:41

I agree, desi that is quote of the week.

Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:42

all sob, that oblomov is not the man eating , slutty, olympic, willy measurer for 2012, - that you thought she was !!!!!

Kindersurpise · 20/02/2008 21:50

OMG! I was just on another thread about holidays in Berlin and wanted to send my DH a link to a hotel that Berolina recommended. I cut and pasted the url, but for some reason pasted Desi's toblerone comment. Thankfully I noticed before I sent it to DH

Desiderata · 20/02/2008 21:52

Oh, ladies .. Quote of the Week is all very cut-throat

MNHQ ought to publish a book on our quotes. I reckon it would outsell the Da Vinci Code.

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:52

Now that would have been hilarious had it been desi sending it to her dp/dh!!!!!!!

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OracleInaCoracle · 20/02/2008 21:54

lol desi, think you could be right. mn on form is wittier than stephen fry!

swiftyknickers · 20/02/2008 21:57

my darlingDS told the nursery manager todaythat mummy has a big willy!!!

very strange

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:57

I've just given my dh a run down on this thread (obvioiusly left out the bit where I mentioned his own fondness for routing about down below!) and he was killing himself laughing. He did ban me from comparing him to any form of confectionary though!

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:59

lol swiftyknickers should change her name to swiftyunderpants!

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JingleyJen · 20/02/2008 22:02

have pissed my self at this thread,
thank god DS's aren't the only ones that love their willies.

DS2 plays at nappy change and gets cross when I move his hand so I can do his nappy up.

DS1 found my shoulder massager that DS bought me for christmas and last week was seen by our builder sat in the middle of the sitting room floor sitting on it turned on vibrating away smiling saying Oooh Look it has made my willy go hard.

I left the room as I wasn't sure what to do, Dh told me to go back in and take it off him so that the batteries don't run out. Which is what I did.. he wasn't impressed.

Desiderata · 20/02/2008 22:03

Oh, he wouldn't mind, chubby. He'd just kindly point out that since I got past forty, I also have the walnut whip syndrome .. my elbows

wineisthewaytomyheart · 20/02/2008 22:04

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Wilkie · 20/02/2008 22:05

ROFL - Obv and Desi!! DH is a 'grower' not a 'show-er' apparently Same thing as blood and meat willies I think

DS is 13mo and CONSTANTLY playing with his willy. He literally scrunches his balls and willy in his fist and squeezes!!! He also constantly has erections which is most disconcerting