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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 20:10

Twice today my 2 1/2 year old son has (very loudly in the middle of a shopping centre) complained that his "willy is sore and won't go back down". Is this normal??????????
If anyone has any experience of this then I would really appreciate some advice. I know that erections are normal even in babies but should it hurt (he's never complained before)? Does it mean he will need to be circumcised? He doesn't look sore and when I asked him about it a bit later he said it was okay now.

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WallOfSilence · 20/02/2008 20:51

My MIL took ds & dd to the loo in a hotel recently. She said she had a quick pee whilst they were there & she tried to be as discreet as possible (I know my MIL, I was so shocked she had actually pee'd with them there!)

She said to me when she brought them out "XXXX asked why he couldn't see my 'doddy'... do you have any idea what he meant?"

At this point dh was almost under the table holding tight to his sides... it was left to me to explain to a very red MIL what he was looking for... she then explained she had a wax as she was going to Majorca the next day ROFL!!

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FourPlusOne · 20/02/2008 20:51

lol at your son WallOfSilence!

Never know what to do about the playing with willy thing. DS sometimes has his hand down his pants and says "playing with my willy". I have told him not to do it in front of other people, only when he's on his own (is 3 1/2). Also object to him sitting holding it in the bath as he has a bath with DD (aged 1 1/2 so she hasn't noticed yet!). Don't want him to have a complex or to think it's wrong but don't want him doing it in public either. My mum gets really embarassed by it because she's only had daughters and had no brothers!

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tiredemma · 20/02/2008 20:52

Ive told this little tale on here before.

Ds 2 (aged 4) was sat watching TV with his hand stroking his erect willy. DP said "Put that down" By mistake instead of "put that away" so Ds1 (aged 7) - said "daddy you cant just put it down, you have to wait for it to go down on its own"- ds1 then went onto discuss when it pops up
"When the pussycat dolls are on the tv" he said.

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Oblomov · 20/02/2008 20:52

LOL at Wall of silence. Ds asked me to drive faster. he loves the " humps". Just him saying the word "humps" makes me smile.

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 20:53

vagina - I only had to say it not spell it thank god!!!!

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poshwellies · 20/02/2008 20:54

lol @ virgina-think mummy is still in shock...

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Oblomov · 20/02/2008 20:54

pussycat dolls

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Oblomov · 20/02/2008 20:56

yeah, I live near virginia water - LOL - [grin} [grin}
Did laugh at you teacher chubby. Just couldn't type fat enough to 'point it out ' - ha ha.

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WallOfSilence · 20/02/2008 20:58

OMG ROFL @ pussycat dolls... dh is killing himself laughing here!!

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 20:59

Really glad I started this thread, it's made my day to hear all your willy stories! And amused at the thought of wall's mil and her brazillian! I definatly won't be letting ds watch the pussycat dolls now either!!!!!!!! They never actually grow out of it either do they dh is always ferreting down his pants too!

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Pannacotta · 20/02/2008 21:00

oh god I have two boys, have all this to look forward to...
DS1 is 3 and also just working out that
"I have as willy, DS2 has a willy, you dont have a willy Mummy, nor does Auntie, Daddy has a BIG willy!"

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:01

Thats a thought! How come you're a virgin if it's not a virgina?????????

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Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:04

pannacotta, atleast thats somethihng.
Ds keeps asking daddy why he has a small willy.

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tiredemma · 20/02/2008 21:06

He said it very matter of factly- as if DP should already know this.

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:06

for Oblomov.

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Pannacotta · 20/02/2008 21:08

your poor DH/DP Oblomov
I think all the willy talk is quite hilarious, but it hasnt happened in public yet, then I might not be so sure!

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Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:09

chubby, please don't be sad for me, there is no need.
It is a bit of a joke between dh and me. He is completely average and 'more than I need'.
But it does , often, look like... a walnutwhip, when not..........aroused.
It just we haven't explained this graphic detail to ds.

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Kindersurpise · 20/02/2008 21:11

ROFL at Wall's DS and the MIL's brazilian. And the Pussycat Dolls.

Glad I found this thread though, DS is 3.6yo and has never mentioned his willy hurting so at least I am prepared for the worst.

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:11

Oh yes, the looks on the faces of the other shoppers were priceless (I dread to think what my expression was like! ).

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Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:11

Some men are hung like adonkey, when flacid. Others may not impress, when standing at the urinal;, but grow dramatically.
That is all.
I can't believe what I have just typed
LOL at myself.

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:13

lol at oblomovs walnutwhip!

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Oblomov · 20/02/2008 21:14

you know when you have typed something, that you wished you hadn't ??????

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:14

Sounds like you've seen a lot oblo!

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chubbymummy · 20/02/2008 21:15

Just spat my wine all over the keyboard from laughing!!!!!!!!!

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