What's the weirdest thing your kids have slept with lately?

[NotQuiteCockney]

Mine: DS2 (2.9 or something) slept with my old broken bike seat last night.

DD - power ranger figure, she put it under her pillow every time she moved it said 'power up megazord'.

DS - Big beaker of water, every night with out fail clutching it like its the last drop of water on earth.

Two plastic beads that dd(4 yrs) says are her best friends! (tonight!)

A pull along suitcase we bought him for his holidays.

DD1 (3) takes everything and anything to bed from sticks to ray eggs, lunchboxes to lunar jim DVD's, she also often insists on wearing slippers in bed and quite often demands to have an 'egg' made for her (covers wrapped round her like sleepimg bag)

She's a funny old sort

DD2 (2) is content with her rock, which is well, a rock!

a pink balloon - dd would forget all about it during the day but every night for about a week she'd ask for it to go to sleep with.... until she popped it.

Strange this has popped up again as when I was changing DD's (7) bed yesterday I moved her pillow (her hiding place for anything "secret") and found an unwrapped (and unused I hasten to add) Tampax !!

OK, not quite the same as sleeping with it but even so I was how do I approach this. I ended up having a little chat about the basics of periods etc. She had found it whilst going through the drawers in the bathroom and wondered what it was all wrapped up so of course had to open it. She had no idea what it was for.