Worst name combinations you've heard

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Recently dealt with a woman at work who had called her daughter Beau - all very well but unfortunately this was teamed with the surname Lock.
I wonder sometimes if people think through how names will work together.

DH once knew someone called Wayne King

Mel Leicester!

Lacey Curtain

Ophelia Myfanwy
Drew Peacock

There was that episode of the IT Crowd the other night where her new boyfriend was called Peter File - very funny.

gods honest truth..............
annelius cornelius!!!!!!!!!

not rude but hillarious!

Girl who was wheeled into theatre for C-Section just before I went in for some repair-work (ahem ) named her girl...

Wait for it...

Hannah Montana.

I kid you not.

I went to school with an Iona Wrench.

I know of a Joyce Joyce (why would you not just keep your maiden name)

Marnie McKnight (Marmite?)

Kylie Currie (just sounds so wrong)

Then there is the lady who my dh used to work with, she wanted to double barrel her name when she got married, the choice was either Mrs Curry-Topping or Topping-Curry. She is simply Mrs Topping.

Curry is following a theme here.

I knew of a Frances Francis - so understand where you're coming from on Joyce Joyce Fimbo

A customer was called Donna Wander. Dunno why, it just always tickled me.

red - i'll take your annelius cornelius and raise you Brenda Prendaghast....and it was her maiden name!

I used to work at a school where one of the students was called Mark Hunt. His dad, who was also a governor, was called Michael.

How we laughed .

Another kid was called Lee King. There were others but I can't remember them

At work there are two chaps who sit next to one another - our workplace has cubicles with your name in signs. Now their full names are not unusual, but one surname is Gay and the other's is Camp.

Well it makes me laugh anyway.

My friend's brother is Mark Brown. Not too bad, you say, but on a class register it is Brown Mark. His nickname was shitstreak all the way through secndary school and beyond.

I used to work with a bloke called Ewan Kerr. Luckily, he wasn't

Phil Phillips

Harry Curry

years ago a friend of mine wanted to call her dd Crystal her second name is Bell

Shona Dick, the lollipop ladies daughter

some of these are hilarious... shitstreak makes me think of the guy in American Pie (I think he was called shitbreak)

I went to school with someone who swore her mother's maiden name was Eta Melon.

lol at shitstreak

Or is that Ita Melon? Not sure, but it's pronounced Eat-a Melon.

ROFL Ruby, that's the best one yet.

I know a child called Liam Gallagher.

Ive also known a Theresa Green and a Julia Julia.

Annette Curtain

My colleague delivered a baby named Luke Warmwater

I knew a boy called Crispin Green. He moved to Australia and an adult and changed his name. Can't think why!