Worst name combinations you've heard

[Fibilou]

Recently dealt with a woman at work who had called her daughter Beau - all very well but unfortunately this was teamed with the surname Lock.
I wonder sometimes if people think through how names will work together.

[screamingskull]

My friends DD has a new baby girl called Daisy Hill.

[TheCrackFox]

When I was a teenager I used to fancy the pants off a boy called Michael Hunt. I honestly didn't work out how unfortunate to be called Mike Hunt until I was about 25. Doh.

[Heated]

Anne Drew
Poppy Shafto
Peter File
Zebedee Lush

[Heated]

Also Billy Balls. If he was a she, his mother would have called him Norma.

[littlemisslozza]

I know someone called Roger Boyes and another called Nicholas Boy

[LovestheChaos]

Dick Wilt
Robin Hood
Mona Lotts

[SixtyFootDoll]

Knew two vietnamese brothers
Hei ( pronounced High) Ho
Diep Ho

and Dh went to Uni with a german girl
Heidi Doodie

I know of a Jenna Taylor

[Boober]

Connell Angus.

[LittleWhiteWolf]

I know a prisoner (not socially I work in a prison!) called Micheal Hunte. Also knew one called Hector Akhter.

Tee hee

[bran]

I used to have a data supplier in the States called Ed Case, not at all funny over there apparently.

[snice]

KNew an Adam Wooff years ago-he had a lot of trouble once when a policeman asked for his name and thought he was pissing about.

[JuJusDad]

Once upon a time I worked in a call centre. Few of the names I remember:

Maximum Velocity (somehow he got married and became Velocity-Hanks, as did his wife )

Treasure Island

Ufuk Gur (a doctor, doubtless is something completely normal in his own language)

Can't remember any more just now.

[chaostrulyreigns]

Friend's nephew was Thaddeus Frogley now known to everyone as tadpole.

Customer where I worked was Mr Major Khakh.

Friend of friend (fof?) knew 2 brothers - Peter and Andrew Nurse. Not so bad you think but they become formally - Mr P Nurse and Mr A Nurse.

[Cortina]

I worked with an American called Ed Wanker! You'd change your name, surely? He was bemused at first as to what the problem was, maybe wanker isn't used in the USA?

[Arsed]

I looked after a chap called Randy Workman for a while.

[BarakObamasTransitVan]

I rather like names like "Alister Mcalister". And I think Luke Skywalker is rather cool

[mumof2222222222222222boys]

There is a senior officer in the Navy called Captain Twitchin. Fair do's, but why for the love of God would he chose to call himself Dick?

I also came across a Dwayne Pipe.

[lupa]

Used to have a customer at work called Mr T Bagg - he must have a sense of humour about it as he always used his initial.

[naptime]

I know a Bob Roberts...

[jeee]

I was at school with Jo King and Wayne Payne

[jeee]

And I taught Omar Sharif, and Elvis Goodluck.

[VivClicquot]

There's a journalist at the Manchester Evening News called Wayne Ankers.

Heat magazine picked up on this and ran a story about him and included his photo, which then prompted loads of girls to write into Heat / the M.E.N asking him out on a date. Trufact.

[JohnnyYellowHat]

I know someone who went to school with a Mars Bari.

And I once met a Willie Winkler.

[Madsometimes]

Teresa Green (She was a Mrs Green though, so you cannot blame her parents).

[VivClicquot]

Oh and there's a bloke at the company at which I work called Richard Whittington. (Think about it...)