First and last names that should never go together.

[Lemondrizzle4A]

I’ll start it off with two.
Orson Cart
Moses Lawn
what can you come up with?

Years ago there was a newsreader on our local news called Chris Peacock 😂

Robin Holmes - an unfortunate policeman’s name.

Tamara Knight.

Shona Legg.

Both people exist. (Married surnames.)

There’s an actress named Tuesday Knight

Barbie Kew

Ethan Dicks (this is actually a poor young fella I know real name)

Ben Down
Maninda Bath (I have actually come across this name)
Neil Down
Hugh Jardin
Mary Christmas
Richard Sole (again I have known this Mr R Sole)
Hugh Janus

I worked with an educational psychologist called Anil Mistry 😂

Justin Casey

Someone gave us his book on how to look after your child (or somthing) when we were having our son, gave us a great so much so that we couldn't read the book for laughing.😂

I know a Wayne King

I never met him but I knew of a guy called Wayne King. He was a union rep.

This is absolutely true by the way ! His parents must have been naive !

Haha! The one I know is a football coach.

Also I think Gary Neville’s dad is called Neville Neville.

When my niece started primary school they had a class photo in the local paper . One of the poor lads was called Ben Dover and i thought no that's got to be a misprint but I asked her and she said Ben was in her class.
Poor lad will be 30 now and I suspect he may have changed his name and probably gone nc with his parents.

I’m don’t understand the Jenny Taylor joke name..

Im sure there’s lots of women called that everywhere..

I forgot I know TWO William Williams but they both go by Billy so I never really thought about it.
In Cyprus we met a Michael Michael but he was a Cypriot and I assumed it was a family name.

It sounds like Geni Talia.

Didn't the Italian operation of Powergen once have the web domain powergenitalia?!

There's a brilliant episode of Modern Life Is Goodish (well, all of them are), where Dave Gorman builds a fake website that purports to suggest an ideal name for your baby, based on a few personal details that you input; but in reality, it was all pre-programmed.

He did it to prank his colleague, who had the surname Fidler - and the first suggestion was Adil (as in Adil Ray)

Mr Smellie was a much respected colo-rectal surgeon at the RDE in Exeter. 😉

We both shared a silent chuckle and a glance at each other at a recent awards ceremony at our DS's school, when they announced a lad called Jack Hughes (think Émile Zola)!

I've heard of a few people with the surname Smellie over the years. Considering how surnames originally came about, it almost certainly meant that one of their distant ancestors did actually stink!

I also once knew somebody with the surname Lillicrap; and somebody else called Brothwell - who very pointedly pronounced the 'w'!

Harley Davidson

One of my neighbours is called Joe King - I kid you not.