First and last names that should never go together.

[Lemondrizzle4A]

I’ll start it off with two.
Orson Cart
Moses Lawn
what can you come up with?

Olive Hoyle
Olive Voyle
Eric Hunt

Asta Bates

Anita Trump could be good.

Ami Titliss

Sara Cox’s son is called Isaac. Thankfully he has his dad’s surname 🤣

Emma Roy’s. She lives up your back passage Norma

Ida Lovett
Ulick Magee, gee is a colloquialism in Ireland
Gay Sax

Ima Hogg

Ida Guest

I met a Fr Mossie Brick once.
(Mossie is used as a short form of Maurice where I am.)

I nearly knew a Grace Knott but she didn’t take her husbands name thankfully.

Ben Dover
Richard Dickson

Isaac Hiscock

Did justin case have a son called Edward?

Ed Case

Teresa Wood

At school we had Andrew Hoy

On my street there was Owen Balls and Richard Balls

I've met a Monti Dell (reverse it) and an Honor Day and a Thirsa Hope

Iona McIntosh
Crispin Bacon
Rose Bush (married name)
Victor D Clapp

People I have met - probably now need to name change.

Fanny Cox
Isabella Bell

I know someone called Richard Fidler.
What were his parents thinking? 🤣

Ivan Ardon 🤣

My son was at primary school with a lad whose surname was Smelt - didn't matter what first name his parents chose!

Also Smellie. Me and my friends when were were about 12, used to look through the phone book to see who we could prank . Poor Mr/Mrs Smellie were a favourite. Shouting "yuk whats that stink" and puttjng the phone down 😆 (back in the days when calls were not traceable
)

Lee King

my dd went to school with one many years ago and didn’t understand why I sniggered.

I worked for a charity and we used to get donations from a lovely lady whose name was Mary Christmas

Tommy Gunn i wanted my sister who married a man with the surname Gunn to name her child this but sensibly she ignored me!

Is he friends with Phill Macafferty?