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DP actually suggested...

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peachyyy · 10/09/2013 13:00

STUART!

Can you imagine? He didn't speak to me for a few hours after I burst out laughing in his face and asked, incredulously: "what man, in this day in age, would call their son Stuart?"

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Dramamama · 12/09/2013 13:32

No strangely she calls him Gary not Gararaey as I am assuming Garry would be pronounced Hmm. I quite like Stuart though my dd's godfather is called Stuart and he's lovely so the name reminds me of him....and a bit of mice (Stuart little)

EnjoyEverySandwich · 12/09/2013 14:07

Gary and Garry are both pronounced the same, to rhyme with Harry.

I'd have thought that the Gary spelling might be the one to cause confusion, as it might be expected to rhyme with Mary Hmm

sashh · 12/09/2013 16:48

I don't really understand what's wrong with Stuart.

Stuart Hall?

mathanxiety · 12/09/2013 20:06

Larry is

Biscuitsneeded · 12/09/2013 23:06

My son, who's 6, has a school friend called Alan. He's very sweet. He's just had a baby brother called.... Alphonse! The names actually really seem to suit them.

TidyDancer · 13/09/2013 00:43

I know siblings called Alan, Colin and Keith. They are 12, 8 and 5.

It's not weird now because I've known them as they've grown up, but there were a few raised eyebrows when they were all born!

ch1134 · 14/09/2013 12:38

Stuart is much better than a lot of the names mentioned on this forum.
How about Jeffrey?

EnjoyEverySandwich · 14/09/2013 13:01

I like Jeff but not Geoff. Funny, isn't it.

ch1134 · 14/09/2013 13:45

Yes me too - I think Jeff is a cooler version of the pop-popular 'Jett' at the moment!

Trazzletoes · 14/09/2013 19:20

So we shouldnt call children Stuart because of 1 horrible man with that name? Seriously?

So I guess no more Peter, Ian, Fred, Robert, Jon, James... If you decide to give your child a name that is not shared with anyone who has ever been convicted of sexual assault then you're not leaving yourself with much.

MoonsMamma · 14/09/2013 20:13

I met a tiny little Colin in hospital yesterday...

When pg with DD, the bump was named Keith - mainly to stop people asking what we were going to call her. We just said "Keith" to shut them up ;)

I love Trevor as a guilty pleasure name!!

Solaia · 14/09/2013 23:34

My gorgeous one year old nephew is called Stuart. It suits him perfectly.

So the answer to your (frankly rather rude) question is - my brother. He is the sort of man who calls his son Stuart.

cuillereasoupe · 16/09/2013 09:14

My DP suggested Stewart too. He wanted his son to be named after the drummer out of Police apparently. I vetoed it, but it's actually grown on me, but DP has now gone off it because it sounds like an air steward.

mewkins · 16/09/2013 21:51

It's a good name!surely due to make a comeback

stinkingbishop · 16/09/2013 21:57

My cousin's just had a Malcolm...

nonmifairidere · 17/09/2013 10:15

Can't see what is wrong with it (unless your surname is Stewart). Better than most of the affected and, frankly, ridiculous forenames that appear here.

sparkle12mar08 · 17/09/2013 13:09

My dh seriously suggested Brian and Clive on his list for ds1...

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee · 17/09/2013 13:17

Tell him he can have 'Stuart'.

The very minute you buy a mouse Grin

StormyBrid · 17/09/2013 13:32

I quite like Stuart, actually. DP vetoed and it turned out to be a girl anyway. Good thing too, because for quite a while her head looked like Stewie Griffin's from above.

ChickenLickenSticken · 21/09/2013 23:59

Hmm. It's like Howard.

Cute baby Howard.

TeamSouthfields · 22/09/2013 00:14

I know two brothers 5 and 3, Frank and Harry .....

Melonbreath · 22/09/2013 18:53

Nigel?

HarderToKidnap · 22/09/2013 18:56

Keith is the ultimate non-baby name. Who could look down at a little baby and think, "ooh yes, Keith!"

Barry is another one.

honeybeeridiculous · 22/09/2013 21:50

I work in a maternity hospital and love hearing all the names, we've had a Dennis, Arthur , Ernest, Zander, Reggie, Mary, in the last week Smile

ChickenLickenSticken · 23/09/2013 09:04

I LOVE Mary, it's beautiful.