Simon Cowell

[EccentricaGallumbits]

the more I see the more I fancy him. Is this unreasonable?

Hmmm yes i can see why you like him ;)

is it the power? or maybe the money?

How do you feel when he winks?

No it's the smile. But power and money always works for me.

I have a bit of a simon thing too. Even though I know it's wrong...

Eeeeeew. He's such an arsehole.

YABVVVVVVVVU.

I love that wink...I know right.....

there certainly is something rather appealing about him! i can't help but go weak at the knees smile when he winks! looking forward to BGT!!!!!

I want to slap his bottom him when he winks. it is a bit cringworthy but a turn on at the same time. odd i know.

You're all insane... he looks like a thunderbird puppet.

I did kinda have a crush on Scott Tracy tho ..many years ago

OMG I have met him and I SO would.
He is BEYOND sexy in real life

Even with the bog brush hair
the ridiculous trews
the total aloofness cos he's ALWAYS on his phone/blackberryness
the sauntering

I still would

Maybe I should take up the eye test?!

Whoever it was talking about Rooney is SERIOUSLY deranged though.

I think he is attractive but full of himself. DH fancies him too - he said that he has a twinkle in his eye. DH is in touch with his feminine side.

yes - the sauntering. mmmmmmmm

the winking is just terrible
how can he be so utterly cringey and yet still compelling
he is an arrogant, cheesy, not very good looking tosser isn't he?
and yet......

Ali... I always fancy you are Bear Grylls missus. My imagination is now in overdrive .

I luuuuuuvres him.

mmmmmmmmm Mr C

i want to lick his chest.

the winking is just the icing on the cake
manages to combine intimacy and sexiness at the same time

very seductive
am going to look out for a nice bit of sauntering tonight

CoupleofKooks - No, he is an arrogant cheesy very good looking tosser.

He is my secret crush

Although not so secret now, I guess.

Tiggy, oh god he is isn't he?

Come to think of it, isn't an arrogant cheesy very good looking tosser everyone's (secret) perfect man?

(Thinks Hugh Grant/Daniel Cleaver in Bridget Jones)

Mark Darcy was lovely and everything, but you'd still end up fantasising about Daniel wouldn't you. Or is that just me?