Simon Cowell

[EccentricaGallumbits]

the more I see the more I fancy him. Is this unreasonable?

YANBU.

Still trying to work out who the hell Amanda Holden is?

I think this is the second time ever I've posted in AIBU, but this is an issue I feel compelled to comment on.

YANBU but bugger off, I saw him first.

You can have him... I quite fancy Piers Morgan ( That's the first time I've said that out loud)

I love him

Simon, that is

and Martin Clunes

and Morgan Freeman

Ty Pennington is much nicer... [totally in love emoticon]

YANBU but I blame it on my hormones being funny after the baby as I also fancy David Cameron at the moment too !

Not only are YBU but sick to boot.

And have to agree, not sure you would be his type.

And now I need to shower with bleach and wire wool.

OK sick may be a tad harsh, but Simon Cowell...really?

I fancy him. Though he seems to get a bit more camp with every series, which puts me off a tad more each time. I still would, though.

piers the slimeball morgan!

no no no no
no shockers you really musn't

Oh, Piers is alright. I wouldn't bonk him but he doesn't make be hurl.

Hehe... it's that slightly lecherous half smile he has when semi clad women come on that does it for me.

I'm soooo bad .

I know. I so know that feeling of wanted to be used and discarded by him....

Like he'd look at me anyway! Twenty years too old and three dress sizes too big!

Hmm I like Piers too.

You and me both TiggyR!

He looks like he'd be fun in a filthy sort of way. SC looks like he'd be more interested in looking in the overhead mirror...

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell? Fanciable? MNnetters actually wanting to play hide the sausage with them?

I am currently poking out my mind's eye with a pencil.

Oh no Shocker! I was talking about SC! Sorry - talking at cross-purposes. You go ahead with Piers, don't mind me! Actually I'm sure Piers would be much more understanding about our thighs though. Perhaps I should re-think it.

lamplighter I feel as though I've stepped into one of those dreams where I'm at school wrapped only in a duvet. I've laid myself bare by admitting my lustful thoughts for the letchy one.

No Tiggy... you stick with SC. I fear PM would relish the thought of two at once and I'm the jealous type

Hilarious.

Loving this thread.

Yanbu BTW

Just realised that if anyone searches me in the future, they will find this.

I was joking.

I fancy him too, and had some really explicit dreams about him during BGT last year.

It is the love that dare not speak its name, however.

YANBU he is lovely, and Piers has something but not as nice as Simon. I am really grateful for Simon for giving us some bloody good feel good family telly to watch. I even like Amanda and cant see why she is so unpopular, i am a bit loved up i think .