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DH pissed in a bottle

65 replies

SweatyArseCrack · 16/02/2009 13:52

DH got drunk last night and left a load of lager bottles filled with piss all over the living room floor. I found them this morning but not before the dog had knocked some over so there was stale piss all over the carpet.

I know I'm not being unreasonable to be pissed off but I'm at a loss of what to do. I shouted at him this morning but I feel I can't just let it go. I'm so

What would you do?

OP posts:
Iklboo · 16/02/2009 13:53

Make him f*cking well drink it!
Pissing in bottles? Had someone nicked his legs?

sagacious · 16/02/2009 13:54

Erm
Err
Eeeuuuw

I would empty them over his head

Eve4Walle · 16/02/2009 13:54

Is this a joke?

Lilyloo · 16/02/2009 13:54

why ????

Original poster
SweatyArseCrack · 16/02/2009 13:55

no its not a joke, although he found it hilarious when he remembered doing it.

He said he "couldn't be arsed" to go to the bog.

OP posts:
OldLadyKnowsNothing · 16/02/2009 13:55

Introduce him to a carpet cleaning company, and insist he picks up the bill. Or hire him a carpet-shampooing machine.

Fimbo · 16/02/2009 13:55

If this is not a joke,

fill the bottle to the top,
find a cap and jab it on,
store it somewhere cold like the garage,
offer him a drink tonight.....

AnyFucker · 16/02/2009 13:56

the diiiirrty bastard

I hope you made him clean up the mess

I assume he has a drinking problem?

Eve4Walle · 16/02/2009 13:56

I am at a loss for words then. I don't know what I'd do, maybe make him sleep on the settee for a few night until he realises that he's a disgusting creature?

sagacious · 16/02/2009 13:56

Surely it takes more effort to aim into a bottle ...

Mmmm nice chilled apple juice for tonight then..

Lilyloo · 16/02/2009 13:58

I would be furious, give him a carpet cleaning bill and refuse to let him drink in the house again!

That is disgusting...

kslatts · 16/02/2009 13:59

That is absolutely disgusting, I would be really angry.

Pingping · 16/02/2009 14:00

You DH is nasty I would of kicked him for that for sure GROSS!

Original poster
SweatyArseCrack · 16/02/2009 14:01

It wasn't just one bottle though, there were about 4 of them including the one that had fallen over and spilt.

He said he only did it once when he was "in a really important mission on GTA" and he intended to empty it before coming to bed. Then he carried on drinking and used the other bottles before falling asleep leaving the piss bottles beside the sofa.

Such a fecking imbecile.

OP posts:
vjg13 · 16/02/2009 14:04

Get a carpet cleaning company in or demand a new carpet or both!

MuppetsMuggle · 16/02/2009 14:05

thats disgusting.

I would make him clean it up. he wouldn't be coming to bed in any hurry!

Iklboo · 16/02/2009 14:07

Remove the games console, game, controllers etc. If he can't act like an adult you'll have to treat him like a child

LadyGlencoraPalliser · 16/02/2009 14:11

That is utterly vile. YANBU at all. But, if you don't mind me digressing a little, your user name doesn't exactly convey an aura of fragrant gentility.

AnyFucker · 16/02/2009 14:15

what has the user name got to do with it lady?

< reflects on own username... >

ForeverOptimistic · 16/02/2009 14:17

How awful. I think I would chuck him out.

Kimi · 16/02/2009 14:18

I would have emptied them over him.

How disgusting was he raised by wolves?

poshwellies · 16/02/2009 14:30

I would of found the beer caps and put them back on the bottles,and hoped, in a pissed up state, he would drink them.

Dirty bastard.

PussyNoMore · 16/02/2009 14:35

I simply wouldn't be with a tosser like that.

elsiepiddock · 16/02/2009 14:37

He must have a tiny willy, if he can get it in the end of a beer bottle!

Pan · 16/02/2009 14:38

you're kidding. Or..I'd be way too ashamed to mention it to anyone else, neer mind the www.