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DH pissed in a bottle

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SweatyArseCrack · 16/02/2009 13:52

DH got drunk last night and left a load of lager bottles filled with piss all over the living room floor. I found them this morning but not before the dog had knocked some over so there was stale piss all over the carpet.

I know I'm not being unreasonable to be pissed off but I'm at a loss of what to do. I shouted at him this morning but I feel I can't just let it go. I'm so

What would you do?

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cheshirekitty · 16/02/2009 19:14

Next time your dh is so pissed he is asleep, introduce a catheter up his penis, attach a bag and hey presto, no mess in the morning on the carpet.

If you don't have a catheter handy, a large hosepipe will do.

ABetaDad · 16/02/2009 19:15

By FanjoForTheMammaries @ 16-Feb-09 18:08:14

Howard Huighes used to do that and stored it in glass jars in his wardrobe, when he became a billionaire recluse at the end of his life.

He also designed a special bra for Jane Russel and was one of the most important aviators of the 20th century, was obsessed by the size of peas which he used to sort with a special fork and Directed many films and won an Oscar.

What a life - but obviously not the storing his wee in a wardrobe part.

ABetaDad · 16/02/2009 19:16

That's Howard Hughes - must learn to type before I die.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 16/02/2009 19:21

Maybe I have missed out on riches beyond compare....not last time I heard though!

peachyfox · 16/02/2009 19:33

Nearly all the men I know have done this at some time in their life although this is probably a big reflection on me. For what it's worth, none of them have confessed to doing it in their own home where presumably you have proper toilet facilities inside? My DP has confessed that when he is working late sometimes he can't be bothered to go downstairs to the loo so he pisses in the kitchen sink. I bought some Cillit Bang and said no more about it.

DrillBit · 16/02/2009 19:34

Just as bad as this guy who used a kettle.

Then also got caught by his wife after posting his exploits.

"linkhere"

Scoops · 16/02/2009 22:07

Many years ago some friends of mine went to a festival with a van full of rough cider in gallon containers. They sold gallons of the stuff very successfully, and drank one of them, which once empty they weed in until it was nearly full. After they had run out of cider someone came along begging them to sell them the last one. They said, no, you really don't want that one it tastes a bit off. But he kept on and on until they agreed to sell him the wee container and he went off swigging it quite happily.....

theultimatethreadkiller · 17/02/2009 13:21

Yuck

tootyflooty · 17/02/2009 13:41

he is disgusting, I would put a limit on the amount he can drink if he can't control himself. My friends husband used to piss in the wardrobe when he came home really drunk. She started to lock him out whenever he went out drinking, until he could guarantee he could come home relatively sober

starbear · 17/02/2009 13:57

How is he going to fix that with you? New carpet? Do all the chores for a month?

motherlovebone · 17/02/2009 14:38

spray clear vinegar over urine, when vinegar dries, no smell.

littlelyn · 17/02/2009 14:55

OMG - gross. Have to say such a total lack of self-control and respect would make me seriously question the future of the relationship. I would have probably trashed the games console by now.

RnR · 17/02/2009 19:12

I think it's funny...he..hee..

RnR · 17/02/2009 19:12

I think it's funny...he..hee..

RnR · 17/02/2009 19:14

Sorry, that was not meant to be posted twice.

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