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Selling used undies?

93 replies

iknowineedtostoptalking · 14/08/2026 16:47

Lighthearted…. except at three in the morning when I’m lying in bed worrying….

Is it unreasonable to be (sort of) seriously considering trying my luck at selling my used undies?

Name changed because ew gross.

(I’m just sick of working super hard and being careful with money…. and still not having any. )

OP posts:
Glassandahalf82 · 15/08/2026 17:58

I work with a girl who sells used socks/slippers to weird men. She’s only 18, her Vinted is feet pics and she said she got £50 for a pair of dirty slippers recently.. she didn’t actually own any and sent of her mums 😂
YANBU At all op, I’ve considered it to.

JMSA · 15/08/2026 19:10

This thread is absolute proof that women are the superior beings.
Can you honestly imagine us buying some random bloke’s boxers?
Would not happen.

Theverysmolkitty · 15/08/2026 19:15

I wouldn't do this as unless these men need a sail for a ship I doubt they would want my undies dirty or clean..

Fairislesweater · 15/08/2026 19:21

namechange6766333545544 · 14/08/2026 17:14

Well no one would want my knickers that’s for sure.

The thing is - someone would.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 15/08/2026 19:24

I am very tired and misread this thread title as selling used sardines

I recognise that this is not a helpful contribution 😆

bakingdisasterqueen · 15/08/2026 19:28

KnittyNell · 14/08/2026 19:56

Jeez! I thought women wanted to be taken seriously and treated with respect.
Aim higher!

Boob shots?

Litehartstuth · 15/08/2026 19:31

bakingdisasterqueen · 15/08/2026 19:28

Boob shots?

😅

bakingdisasterqueen · 15/08/2026 19:36

NotAnotherScarf · 15/08/2026 08:36

Jesus...I guess I fail the pervert test then. I'd not thought of those options! Sometimes I despair of men and I am one

This is a true story. Keep scrolling if you don't want to be completely grossed out. It's really unpleasant.

I used to work with a young woman who was stopped by a stranger in the street who asked her to pee into a cup, then he drank it. Yes, she did! No idea what she got paid for that.

Told you it was gross. I wish she'd never told us.

Allseeingallknowing · 15/08/2026 19:44

They sell them from machines in Japan!

TessSaysYes · 15/08/2026 20:00

Well go jogging in them first if you want max your income 🤣🤣🤣

hellospring26 · 15/08/2026 20:48

I sold some bundles of ski socks on Vinted. Genuine sale, each pair worn once. Kids didn’t like skiing. Oh my god it never crossed my mind that they were a ferish thing but the messages about them and prices offered 🤮

ParsleySageToiletDuckAndBinBags · 15/08/2026 21:06

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 15/08/2026 19:24

I am very tired and misread this thread title as selling used sardines

I recognise that this is not a helpful contribution 😆

If by 'used' you mean previously digested, there very probably IS a market for that too.

NotAnotherScarf · 15/08/2026 21:26

bakingdisasterqueen · 15/08/2026 19:36

This is a true story. Keep scrolling if you don't want to be completely grossed out. It's really unpleasant.

I used to work with a young woman who was stopped by a stranger in the street who asked her to pee into a cup, then he drank it. Yes, she did! No idea what she got paid for that.

Told you it was gross. I wish she'd never told us.

Now I'm broad minded, I grew up on a docks, I know several working girls very well and thought I was unshockable...but I'm sat open mouthed...that's grim, by both of them to be honest

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 15/08/2026 22:11

ParsleySageToiletDuckAndBinBags · 15/08/2026 21:06

If by 'used' you mean previously digested, there very probably IS a market for that too.

Well that went downhill fast!

Erm.....😁

JacknDiane · 15/08/2026 22:43

Christ I doubt my knickers would fit in an envelope

namechange6766333545544 · 15/08/2026 23:19

Fairislesweater · 15/08/2026 19:21

The thing is - someone would.

Ok, put it this way…. I wouldn’t get much repeat business 😄

boredwfh · 15/08/2026 23:38

I knew a girl who used to sell her turd in a Tupperware box for £50 a piece and send it in the post!!! There are some strange people out there!

Angela59 · 16/08/2026 07:27

Well having been an escort a long while ago I thought I was un shockable, however, lol
An ex “colleague”, (and occasional contributor to MN) now in her late 50’s makes money from “key holding”
Her subscribers lock “themselves up” and send her the key.
She charges them a weekly amount & a release fee 😂

Angela59 · 16/08/2026 07:29

JacknDiane · 15/08/2026 22:43

Christ I doubt my knickers would fit in an envelope

Maybe consider sending them in a clear plastic bag to his home or work address ?

LuckyHazelFox · 16/08/2026 07:30

VeryQuaintIrene · 14/08/2026 17:59

What an eye-opening thread! Do they have to be horrid thongy-type things or would my sensible M and S ones do?

😆 🤣

LuckyHazelFox · 16/08/2026 07:32

Angela59 · 16/08/2026 07:27

Well having been an escort a long while ago I thought I was un shockable, however, lol
An ex “colleague”, (and occasional contributor to MN) now in her late 50’s makes money from “key holding”
Her subscribers lock “themselves up” and send her the key.
She charges them a weekly amount & a release fee 😂

Fucking hell, I can't breathe for laughing 😂

nomorekitchenislandsplease · 16/08/2026 07:42

Angela59 · 16/08/2026 07:27

Well having been an escort a long while ago I thought I was un shockable, however, lol
An ex “colleague”, (and occasional contributor to MN) now in her late 50’s makes money from “key holding”
Her subscribers lock “themselves up” and send her the key.
She charges them a weekly amount & a release fee 😂

What? How do they send her the key if they are locked up??

Angela59 · 16/08/2026 07:50

nomorekitchenislandsplease · 16/08/2026 07:42

What? How do they send her the key if they are locked up??

They lock themselves up in a chastity device.
Not a building lol

nomorekitchenislandsplease · 16/08/2026 07:52

Angela59 · 16/08/2026 07:50

They lock themselves up in a chastity device.
Not a building lol

Oh I see! Thank you.

LuckyHazelFox · 16/08/2026 07:54

Angela59 · 16/08/2026 07:50

They lock themselves up in a chastity device.
Not a building lol

😆 🤣 cracking up that she thought that pmsl, bless her

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