Well, he is rich and he might be happy.
He is not intelligent-unless your definition of intelligence is quite low. He is not intelligent according to the average definition but he can kick a ball.
He is not thoughtful because he has no thoughts of his own.
He does not have progressive values.
He spouts progressive values: this is very different to having arrived at these values through thought.
The reason he does this is because like many people who are a bit dim, he thinks spouting them makes him look intelligent. This is one of the great scams of our times and it is usually thick people who fall for it because they want to be thought of as intelligent.
He lives a decent life.
Well, maybe and maybe not because if he did he would have already paid more tax and led by example. He would see the laughability of saying this while having being embroiled in a row not to pay the taxes he owes.
He would not spill shit on Gaza and he would not say that men who want to say they are women are amongst the most persecuted people on earth.
I look forward to hearing him speak on this issue in Gaza.
I will grant you though that a lot of the wank he comes out with is because he is thick and, as I do not believe in mocking the hunchback's hump, I will say no more. He is more to be pitied than laughed at.
I do hope that answers your points, although as you seem to be very keen on him I have no doubt that you will try to defend him. You may try as hard as you please, it will remain beneath my notice!