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AIBU?

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To think these theatre prices are outrageous?

403 replies

takeharry · 08/07/2026 14:24

Currently looking at HAMILTON tickets, now I understand they have a ‘star’ casting in Leslie Odom Jr, original broadway cast but FIVE HUNDRED fucking pounds? For one ticket?

There are a few £250/£275 tickets left but the vast majority left are £500.

AIBU to think there should be some sort of regulatory body to prevent this kind of bullshit pricing?

£1k for a couple to have an evening at the theatre Biscuit

OP posts:
GeorgeMichaelsCat · 11/07/2026 12:51

cardibach · 11/07/2026 11:50

Arrogant? To say my experience of cheap seats doesn’t match yours so to wonder whether you have tried it? What an odd thing to get on your high horse about.
Cheap seats are fine. It isn’t ’stick insects’ and for some, possibly all, musicals, they are actually better than the more expensive ones for grasping the whole production.

Yes, you are arrogant. Telling me I can't have experienced the "cheap seats". How the heck do you know my experiences? I have purchased cut price tickets and I prefer to be near the stage. And yes, they are stick insects from the gods unless you have binoculars.

cardibach · 11/07/2026 14:41

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 11/07/2026 12:51

Yes, you are arrogant. Telling me I can't have experienced the "cheap seats". How the heck do you know my experiences? I have purchased cut price tickets and I prefer to be near the stage. And yes, they are stick insects from the gods unless you have binoculars.

I didn’t tell you you couldn’t have. I said it sounded like you hadn’t. Because what you described isn’t what they are like.

cardibach · 11/07/2026 14:45

pinck · 11/07/2026 12:22

Oh, please. Telling someone they "haven't tried the cheaper seats" just because they actually want to see the actors' faces is the ultimate theater cope.

Let's be real—if you prefer a front-row mezzanine view to see the full choreography, that’s completely valid. But guess what? Those premium mezzanine seats cost just as much as prime orchestra. You aren't saving a dime; you're just picking a different VIP view.

Sitting way up in the balcony, however, has never been an artistic vantage point—it's a budget constraint. Enjoy your "beneficial height and distance".

Why is everybody telling me I’m wrong abput what I’ve observed but it’s me who is ‘arrogant’? I like what I like. You like what you like. And I didn’t say anyone hadn’t tried them. I said it sounded like they hadn’t. To me. Because what they were describing didn’t match my own experience.

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 11/07/2026 14:57

cardibach · 11/07/2026 14:41

I didn’t tell you you couldn’t have. I said it sounded like you hadn’t. Because what you described isn’t what they are like.

It is what they are like to me.

This sounds like someone who hasn’t tried the cheaper seats.

I think you were pretty clear in dismissing my experiences.

cardibach · 11/07/2026 14:59

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 11/07/2026 14:57

It is what they are like to me.

This sounds like someone who hasn’t tried the cheaper seats.

I think you were pretty clear in dismissing my experiences.

Do you understand what ‘sounds like’ means? It means that to me it sounds as though you might not have. I have at no point said you haven’t or are lying. Please stop.

fundamentallyauthentic · 11/07/2026 15:13

I believe what @GeorgeMichaelsCat is saying is that those really cheap seats have awful views, which they do. @cardibachmay be thinking of the next level up in pricing.

VodkaAndSoda · 11/07/2026 15:20

pinck · 11/07/2026 12:22

Oh, please. Telling someone they "haven't tried the cheaper seats" just because they actually want to see the actors' faces is the ultimate theater cope.

Let's be real—if you prefer a front-row mezzanine view to see the full choreography, that’s completely valid. But guess what? Those premium mezzanine seats cost just as much as prime orchestra. You aren't saving a dime; you're just picking a different VIP view.

Sitting way up in the balcony, however, has never been an artistic vantage point—it's a budget constraint. Enjoy your "beneficial height and distance".

What theatres have mezzanine and orchestra please (and what are they?). I’ve never seen those mentioned in any of the theatres I’ve been to in the West End or regional theatres - are they just different names for the balconies? I know some have different names for what I would normally call the dress circle.

cloudtreecarpet · 11/07/2026 15:25

You are not being unreasonable, prices for all theatre shows and gigs are really pretty ridiculous these days. It's like only the very wealthy are entitled to enjoy anything these days.

But putting something like this on MN is going to get you flamed, criticised & pulled apart because most posters like to pretend they are super wealthy & earning big bucks so of course they can afford the prices.

Oh and people like to explain "market forces" & "business" to you like you're some kind of idiot.
MN AIBU is nothing if not predictable... 😂

cardibach · 11/07/2026 15:36

fundamentallyauthentic · 11/07/2026 15:13

I believe what @GeorgeMichaelsCat is saying is that those really cheap seats have awful views, which they do. @cardibachmay be thinking of the next level up in pricing.

I’m not. I will often sit right at the back. I’ve never had my enjoyment impinged by this. I’d much rather see 4 shows from the back than just one from the front.

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 11/07/2026 16:13

cardibach · 11/07/2026 14:59

Do you understand what ‘sounds like’ means? It means that to me it sounds as though you might not have. I have at no point said you haven’t or are lying. Please stop.

Then stop quoting me. You said what you said. It was as clear as day.

pinck · 11/07/2026 17:07

VodkaAndSoda · 11/07/2026 15:20

What theatres have mezzanine and orchestra please (and what are they?). I’ve never seen those mentioned in any of the theatres I’ve been to in the West End or regional theatres - are they just different names for the balconies? I know some have different names for what I would normally call the dress circle.

Yes, some of us don’t live in the UK. I’m American, so I used American theatre terms.

Orchestra = stalls. Mezzanine = the first raised level above the orchestra, basically dress circle-ish. Balcony = the level above the mezzanine.

You could have Googled that in four seconds, but sure, let’s all pause so the seating chart can be translated into British.

fundamentallyauthentic · 11/07/2026 17:17

cloudtreecarpet · 11/07/2026 15:25

You are not being unreasonable, prices for all theatre shows and gigs are really pretty ridiculous these days. It's like only the very wealthy are entitled to enjoy anything these days.

But putting something like this on MN is going to get you flamed, criticised & pulled apart because most posters like to pretend they are super wealthy & earning big bucks so of course they can afford the prices.

Oh and people like to explain "market forces" & "business" to you like you're some kind of idiot.
MN AIBU is nothing if not predictable... 😂

So you think you’re a mind reader and you know other people’s financial positions, what they genuinely choose to spend their money on that brings them joy and satisfaction? Tell me - what are the Lotto numbers for today?

And yes, it’s been clear on this thread that some people don’t understand about capitalism, market forces and supply and demand. Also there is a lack of understanding from some that A-list stars won’t work for the Equity minimum, in some scenarios.

DeetAils · 11/07/2026 17:46

pinck · 11/07/2026 17:07

Yes, some of us don’t live in the UK. I’m American, so I used American theatre terms.

Orchestra = stalls. Mezzanine = the first raised level above the orchestra, basically dress circle-ish. Balcony = the level above the mezzanine.

You could have Googled that in four seconds, but sure, let’s all pause so the seating chart can be translated into British.

I have been to Broadway so I recognised your terms. Some people won’t have understood those so I think it’s fair enough for them to ask without eliciting a sarcastic response.

LubyLooTwo · 11/07/2026 18:01

Its just not worth it.

MyPearlMentor · 11/07/2026 18:09

I grew up in London & my parents didn’t have a lot of money but we always went to West End shows and sat in the cheapest seats. I have so many amazing memories of this and I do fear that it’s now unreachable for many families. It used to be that the ROH was the most expensive and now it’s cheap by comparison… I know the productions cost a lot and no one is well paid but I feel sad about it!

OonaStubbs · 11/07/2026 18:26

What is the capacity of the theatre with the £500 seats?

Challenger2A7 · 11/07/2026 19:20

There's a basic fact about ridiculous prices, and that is that eventually people will get sick of them, and will become unwilling to part with absurd amounts of cash. Of course, that applies to more than just theatre tickets. One thing that irritates me is when those who are trying to sell me something seem to think that they're doing me a big favour by allowing me to buy it. Nope.

Yellowchair1 · 11/07/2026 19:37

I personally wouldn't pay that but there are some wealthy theatre goers in london and the SE who will!! I take my daughter to see a fair few west end musicals and with a bit of research i usually manage to get reasonably priced tickets

Statuesem · 11/07/2026 21:55

I was desperate to see him but by the time I knew my availability- the prices were like this. I’m an ex West End performer myself and it’s even more a bitter pill knowing how little the chorus cast are on when people are paying such prices. I hope you have an amazing time. He’ll be incredible for sure- as will all the amazing cast

Coco1379 · 11/07/2026 23:43

Our local theatre (Norwich)is hosting a talk with Gordon Buchanan my DD suggested we could all go - until she discovered tickets were £36 each with no concessions whatsoever. We had to pass. £252 for a couple of hours entertainment is just too much.

cloudtreecarpet · 12/07/2026 00:09

fundamentallyauthentic · 11/07/2026 17:17

So you think you’re a mind reader and you know other people’s financial positions, what they genuinely choose to spend their money on that brings them joy and satisfaction? Tell me - what are the Lotto numbers for today?

And yes, it’s been clear on this thread that some people don’t understand about capitalism, market forces and supply and demand. Also there is a lack of understanding from some that A-list stars won’t work for the Equity minimum, in some scenarios.

😂😂😂

fundamentallyauthentic · 12/07/2026 06:35

Yeah, I don’t think this kind of debate is for you @cloudtreecarpet

cloudtreecarpet · 12/07/2026 07:46

fundamentallyauthentic · 12/07/2026 06:35

Yeah, I don’t think this kind of debate is for you @cloudtreecarpet

Yeah, because it's not really a "debate" is it?

The OP starts a thread with a perfectly valid point that theatre tickets are prohibitively expensive but is just shouted down by patronising posters saying it's just "business" and how dare anyone question market forces?
The usual kind of "debate" you get on here.

Bekind2 · 12/07/2026 09:13

Yes, theatre is unaffordable. I have looked at booking Paddington , events in the Albert Hall and prices are just ridiculous. Shame

ShhhYouDontKnowMe · 12/07/2026 09:25

if you’re prepared to wait a while, there are £30 tickets available for Paddington in the new year. We also did well for years using the Kids Week offer for the summer holidays but again you need to be prepared to book well in advance.