...to quite fancy Count Binface?

[OtterLovesItsRock]

Count Binface.

Tall. Caped Crusader. Keeps the bin clean. Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable and less murderous. Faithfully turns up.

The heat is doing very strange things to people...

He is hot.

I think emptying the bins unprompted is very attractive but what’s he like in bed? A snorer or a cover hog would really put me off. I like a bloke that just lies down and goes straight to sleep, no phone light into the wee hours.

He's a bin.

Less murderous? Not sure about that, he might be about to make a killing…

But with so much heart...

And a damn fine one.

I like his tenacity and he's not afraid to hold people accountable.

Stainless steel.

Absolute rubbish. I refuse to take him seriously. A waste of a vote.

Is he hotter than Dusty?

We are all hot at the mo, of course.

I suspect he’s rubbish

Marry, Vote, Date... 🌼

I heard he’s a distant relative of Oscar the Grouch.

Banging 🤭

I heard the Tin Woodman and Richard Lionheart both feature on his ancestry.com

Imagine that bin twatting against your face when you're both at it 🤒

Imagine the moonlight on that bin as we read Shakespeare to each other.

I’m picturing a new dating show where you chat to someone with a bin on their head and at the end decide if you want to go out with them or not. Like the opposite of Naked Attraction.

It could be a 10 year reality series where you get married and have kids, and the bin only gets removed for the first time when the 10 years are up

If he beats Nigel Faright then is anything but a wasted vote.

I know this is supposwd to be funny, but these could actually be some of the most important votes in a long time.

A bin is for the public good.

You missed three puns...