...to quite fancy Count Binface?

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Count Binface.

Tall. Caped Crusader. Keeps the bin clean. Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable and less murderous. Faithfully turns up.

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Wasn’t that Blind Date? More or less.

Binface is brilliant, and the man under the bin is also pretty good looking. Win win!

He can't be a worse MP for Clacton than Farage.

I think would be great to have someone who is not pedaling the same old trash and recycling their ideas. Imagine having an MP who is used to sorting things out instead of dumping all the blame for problems on others. He seems really upright and collected.

I wheely hope he has it in the bag.

He’s also a comedy writer, so he’d get my vote. PMQs would have the potential of being good.

I really miss the 'laugh' emoji !

Very good 🤣

Not if it gets rid of farage. Can you imagine his face at results time if he lost to a steel bin? 😂😂😂 farage is a whiny bugger and needs taking down a peg or two.

And no, I'm not a leftist 😄

The way I see it, this is win-win (or should that be bin-bin)?

Farage loses, he's a laughing stock. Farage wins - against a bin - and the photo opportinity provides an endless supply of bin-themed memes without the need for AI.

Either way, Nigel is a has-bin.

Please remember to give the first candidate on the voting paper his correct title.
He is Count Binface.

Yes I agree and I also agree that those are sexy attributes.

Can you imagine if Binface got voted in, actually did a good job and then made it all the way to 10 Downing Street? That would be the most insanely British thing ever. We are the nation that produced Boaty McBoatface after all.

Also, is the current Binface the original one? I seem to remember something about a legal fight over the name Binface but might be imagining it.

He is hawt 😳

He used to be Lord Buckethead but there was some kind of legal issue with that name, I think it was an existing character. He ended up creating a new character, Count Binface.

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