...to quite fancy Count Binface?

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Count Binface.

Tall. Caped Crusader. Keeps the bin clean. Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable and less murderous. Faithfully turns up.

Binface is better looking 😍

Regrettably I live in a safe Labour seat rather than a swing constituency like Clacton but anyone who runs on a manifesto of making Piers Morgan 'zero emission' by 2030 and moving the hand dryer in the men's toilets at the pub to a more sensible location - in the same election campaign - is clearly in tune with both the times and the people and would get my vote.

He is hot

No I didn't. I just wanted the excuse to call him Nigel Faright!

Jon Harvey is hot. I'd vote for him. Mind you, I'd vote for a steaming turd ahead of Farage.

Sorry, quoted the wrong poster!

Three references to his bin status in only 13 words. Impressive.

Which applies equally to Farage….

Googled him and what can I say but phwoar! Please Clacton vote for Binface and make PMQs worth watching !

Let's hear it for the Count at the count.

“Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable” 😂😂😂

The revelation that he’s actually a hottie under the bin face has blown my mind.

Oh I would sooo love to see Farage unseated by a bin! 🤣

If I lived in Clacton then Binface would have my vote.

I assume you mean Nigel Farage with that. He would be a waste of a vote.

Binface rocks.

I would be concerned if he smelled bad in hot weather and how often he was emptied 🙄

Oh how I miss the laughing emoji !

He's got a fine, strong, jawline.💋

By coincidence, DH and I call the dogshit bags that people hang in trees 'Farages'... 💩

(Is this bin-adjacent? As in 'Look at those dirty buggers, hanging their Farages in the trees - there's a bin just down the road'.)

Wouldn’t be often, he only “empties” every other week.

It depends on your wants and needs. I hear he only does it once a week. No spontaneity either, it’s almost always on the same day of the week too.

Apart from bank holidays! And he expects a tip at Christmas.

Bet he’s dirty

He’s gets hosed out.

I think its the stig from top gear foraying into politics 😂😂

By littering this thread with recycled trash talk, you are pedaling rubbish to swing voters.

Would that be to the “swing bin” voters?