...to quite fancy Count Binface?

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Count Binface.

Tall. Caped Crusader. Keeps the bin clean. Like the Mandalorian, but more approachable and less murderous. Faithfully turns up.

Binface is better looking 😍

Regrettably I live in a safe Labour seat rather than a swing constituency like Clacton but anyone who runs on a manifesto of making Piers Morgan 'zero emission' by 2030 and moving the hand dryer in the men's toilets at the pub to a more sensible location - in the same election campaign - is clearly in tune with both the times and the people and would get my vote.

He is hot

No I didn't. I just wanted the excuse to call him Nigel Faright!

Jon Harvey is hot. I'd vote for him. Mind you, I'd vote for a steaming turd ahead of Farage.