By way of illustration, a female acquaintance whom I have known since university was a big one for this. She's straight and probably of average attractiveness. While at university she'd frequently remark on the absence of men she found attractiv

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To think cross gender collective punishment is a thing.

Are there Cambridge commas? And common commas?

I'm against it. Traders need access to.... Dixons!

I had one with bells on

These Irish limbs that you speak of are they small or just far away?

Still not understanding 🧐

I need another gin to properly understand I think

Aperol Spritz for me please.

The pistachio one, by a short head, @TheTortiePuffinNeedsHerBreakfast - though the hazelnut one is pretty good too. Would it complicate matters if I mention the intense coffee mini Magnums?

Does anyone have pistachio fatigue yet?! It’s SO oversaturated everywhere at the moment that is completely ruined one of my favourite ever flavours for me.

I swear pistachio tasted lovelier when it was more scarce.

Can't stand pistachio flavour but I could never get bored of pistachios.

i can’t afford it, they are too expensive
not as spendy as pine nut fatigue though

I think you might be malfuctioning and recommend a factory reset.

OP have you run it by legal?

What collective misdeed is the individual male being punished for? Being unattractive? That doesn't make sense because clearly not all men are unattractive. Or are you suggesting that the female secretly finds the male attractive but pretends not to because of a lot of men being dickheads? Whatever you are trying to articulate sounds like a load of gobshite.

Wanna see my M&S chocolate strawberry and pistachio crème sandwich?

I don't like that take it away.

BTW if there's still time and they're looking for volunteers, I'd like to be involved in the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre please.

I've had a few vodka's and still makes no sense 😂