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Chocolate hot cross buns

82 replies

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:31

Horrible

Not even saved by quality butter and peanut butter

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Weeklyreport · 14/02/2026 14:41

I picked some up from m&s this morning, delicious when microwaved for 20 seconds.

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:42

Well I thought someone would mention M+S.

Mine are from Iceland so I know what people are going to say about that.

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spicycats · 14/02/2026 14:44

The only ones worth eating are from m&s, they are AMAZING, all others aren’t worth the time

IckyIck · 14/02/2026 14:44

I think Iceland is great.

Chocolate hot cross buns are all kinds of wrong though and it's not even Lent yet.

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:46

spicycats · 14/02/2026 14:44

The only ones worth eating are from m&s, they are AMAZING, all others aren’t worth the time

So what you're telling me is that I have to eat all of this pack (because while I say they're horrible, I mean it is cake and it is chocolate so Im not saying that they cant be eaten), I have to eat this whole pack I think you said and then I have to go to M+S and buy some more and eat that whole pack as well.

I think thats what you said.

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Myoldbear · 14/02/2026 14:48

To me sultanas and spices are in hot cross buns.
Other flavours shouldn't be called hot cross buns however nice or otherwise they are.

I like the old fashioned tradition best.

HarryVanderspeigle · 14/02/2026 14:51

M&S did chocolate orange ones one year which were divine and never made them again. Sad times. You can keep your revolting salted caramel alternatives.

Also if you don't like something you don't have to eat it. Or you could make it into bread and butter pudding. Even a sad bun is transformed with the additions of chocolate and custard.

Talipesmum · 14/02/2026 14:51

Myoldbear · 14/02/2026 14:48

To me sultanas and spices are in hot cross buns.
Other flavours shouldn't be called hot cross buns however nice or otherwise they are.

I like the old fashioned tradition best.

Correct. All the “options” that aren’t the traditional flavour aren’t hot cross buns, they’re “alternative baked goods”. They may be nice, they may be nasty, but they’re not hot cross buns. They’re baked goods.

So there.

I’ve trained my teens in this and they now refer to the imposters correctly, while eating them.

IckyIck · 14/02/2026 14:52

@likelysuspect , leave the HCB. Go to M&S as a reward for your suffering and buy cheese scones, eccles cakes and some HCB without chocolate. It would be a shame not to have chocolate though so get bar of M&S chocolate while you are there.

FunnyOrca · 14/02/2026 14:54

M&S once did one with chocolate chips and salted caramel swirl. Delicious!

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:54

Talipesmum · 14/02/2026 14:51

Correct. All the “options” that aren’t the traditional flavour aren’t hot cross buns, they’re “alternative baked goods”. They may be nice, they may be nasty, but they’re not hot cross buns. They’re baked goods.

So there.

I’ve trained my teens in this and they now refer to the imposters correctly, while eating them.

Im going to get a permanent marker pen and write on the top of mine ABG - Imposter Buns

I might actually go round the shops and do this as well.

Helps to warn people.

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likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:55

IckyIck · 14/02/2026 14:52

@likelysuspect , leave the HCB. Go to M&S as a reward for your suffering and buy cheese scones, eccles cakes and some HCB without chocolate. It would be a shame not to have chocolate though so get bar of M&S chocolate while you are there.

Im going to follow this advice to the letter.

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ShanghaiDiva · 14/02/2026 14:56

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:46

So what you're telling me is that I have to eat all of this pack (because while I say they're horrible, I mean it is cake and it is chocolate so Im not saying that they cant be eaten), I have to eat this whole pack I think you said and then I have to go to M+S and buy some more and eat that whole pack as well.

I think thats what you said.

That is exactly what she said. You need to be thorough with your research.

CoastalCalm · 14/02/2026 14:56

Make them into an icecream sandwich for a perfect dessert , tea cakes toasted work great too

Wakemeupinapril · 14/02/2026 14:57

The Asda ones are delicious toasted with salted butter.
I may have had 2 during the week and hidden the other 2.

PGmicstand · 14/02/2026 14:58

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:46

So what you're telling me is that I have to eat all of this pack (because while I say they're horrible, I mean it is cake and it is chocolate so Im not saying that they cant be eaten), I have to eat this whole pack I think you said and then I have to go to M+S and buy some more and eat that whole pack as well.

I think thats what you said.

Could you make them into a chocolately bread pudding?

Hmmmmwineandchocs · 14/02/2026 14:59

Has anyone tried the lemon curd ones from M&S yet? I’m tempted

Talipesmum · 14/02/2026 15:00

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:54

Im going to get a permanent marker pen and write on the top of mine ABG - Imposter Buns

I might actually go round the shops and do this as well.

Helps to warn people.

Perfect. Spread the word.

Ilovemyshed · 14/02/2026 15:03

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

CandiedPrincess · 14/02/2026 15:09

I disagree. As I down the remnants of my chocolate and caramel hot cross bun.

Alpacajigsaw · 14/02/2026 15:11

Myoldbear · 14/02/2026 14:48

To me sultanas and spices are in hot cross buns.
Other flavours shouldn't be called hot cross buns however nice or otherwise they are.

I like the old fashioned tradition best.

This!

all the others are an abomination. Rhubarb and custard indeed . 😡

spicycats · 14/02/2026 15:12

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:46

So what you're telling me is that I have to eat all of this pack (because while I say they're horrible, I mean it is cake and it is chocolate so Im not saying that they cant be eaten), I have to eat this whole pack I think you said and then I have to go to M+S and buy some more and eat that whole pack as well.

I think thats what you said.

That is exactly what I said!

Okiedokie123 · 14/02/2026 15:12

Chocolate hot cross buns = wrong
Any variety that isnt origonal or finest hot cross bun = wrong
Traditional origonal style or fancier finest style hot cross bun = Very Delicious and I wish I had some now!

Pineneedlesincarpet · 14/02/2026 15:16

I'm a very classic person when it comes to HCB and Mince pies. No deviation allowed.

I admit I have not heard of a chocolate HCB. Is it like a pain au chocolat with chocolate squidge in the middle? Or chocolate chips instead of raisins? Or is it entirely chocolate dough?

TheGrimSmile · 14/02/2026 15:16

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:46

So what you're telling me is that I have to eat all of this pack (because while I say they're horrible, I mean it is cake and it is chocolate so Im not saying that they cant be eaten), I have to eat this whole pack I think you said and then I have to go to M+S and buy some more and eat that whole pack as well.

I think thats what you said.

That's what she said.