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Chocolate hot cross buns

82 replies

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:31

Horrible

Not even saved by quality butter and peanut butter

OP posts:
likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 19:18

So, heres a thought, for people that do like ABG - Imposter Buns, what about shops selling a 4 pack of DIFFERENT FLAVOURS

Im on to a winner here

If I see this in shops I'll be taking a cut - copyright LikelySuspect

You read it here first.

OP posts:
DappledThings · 14/02/2026 19:21

Talipesmum · 14/02/2026 14:51

Correct. All the “options” that aren’t the traditional flavour aren’t hot cross buns, they’re “alternative baked goods”. They may be nice, they may be nasty, but they’re not hot cross buns. They’re baked goods.

So there.

I’ve trained my teens in this and they now refer to the imposters correctly, while eating them.

Absolutely. See also mince pies with icing on top. Utterly unacceptable. I have also trained DC to refer to them in the aisles of supermarkets as "wrong" and "just not proper mince pies".

They will also, unprompted, exclaim loudly how inappropriate it is for mince pies to be in shops before Advent. Rarely been prouder!

HCBs I will not allow until Good Friday.

ShodAndShadySenators · 14/02/2026 19:24

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:46

So what you're telling me is that I have to eat all of this pack (because while I say they're horrible, I mean it is cake and it is chocolate so Im not saying that they cant be eaten), I have to eat this whole pack I think you said and then I have to go to M+S and buy some more and eat that whole pack as well.

I think thats what you said.

Poster also said, but you may have missed it in your tear-filled woe, don't forget the iced & spiced buns.

We've had the lemon M&S ones, DH made lemon icing to drizzle over the top and it improved them even more. So if you're listening Markies, do that too. It's lush.

ShodAndShadySenators · 14/02/2026 19:28

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 19:18

So, heres a thought, for people that do like ABG - Imposter Buns, what about shops selling a 4 pack of DIFFERENT FLAVOURS

Im on to a winner here

If I see this in shops I'll be taking a cut - copyright LikelySuspect

You read it here first.

I can't see me hesitating a fraction of a second before "Whoops! They fell in my trolley".

I need to know the emporium where the cherry bakewell versions were found. It's imperative @Vroomfondleswaistcoat. You could save a life here...

AmyDudley · 14/02/2026 19:31

Greyeyesgreenlight · 14/02/2026 15:20

The lemon curd ones from M&S aren't very nice. The curd isn't tart enough and there are too many hard chunks of peel.

The lemon and white chocolate ones from either Sainsbury's or Waitrose are far nicer. They're much less sweet than you'd think and nicely tart. Also they toast well, which the M&S ones don't.

I really like the lemon curd ones, but I'm a sucker for a hard chunk of lemon peel 😁
the chocolate ones or any combination of chocolate and caramel are disgusting.

Hmmmmwineandchocs · 14/02/2026 19:31

Argh i think i need to try them now. One for and one against….

Purplecatshopaholic · 14/02/2026 19:37

Chocolate HCBs are delicious, I like Sainsbo’s ones. Only a recent find but a regular treat now (when I can get them).

OneFootAfterTheOther · 14/02/2026 19:55

Don’t like the chocolate ones but the cheese ones are delicious.

pinkfondu · 14/02/2026 19:56

M&S and nothing added

TheIceBear · 14/02/2026 20:03

They are basically hot cross buns for people who don’t like hot cross buns I think. That said the M&S salted caramel ones are quite nice.
I haven’t tried the cheese variety, there is just something so unappealing about the idea

MinnieMountain · 14/02/2026 20:04

@Therewerelions who the heck put chocolate in Welsh cakes? I need to know so I can boycott them. At least Welsh cakes are easy to make.

Snootsnoot · 14/02/2026 20:05

We had some amazing ones a week or so ago...I think they were M&S? Not really a hot cross bun in anything but shape, but very nice with butter.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/02/2026 22:32

TheIceBear · 14/02/2026 20:03

They are basically hot cross buns for people who don’t like hot cross buns I think. That said the M&S salted caramel ones are quite nice.
I haven’t tried the cheese variety, there is just something so unappealing about the idea

I am not sure I can see the point in a cheese hot cross bun either, @TheIceBear - if I want something cheesy, I make cheese scones, and put far too much cheese in them so they lose all structural integrity and become cheese splats rather than scones - but they taste amazing if I do say so myself!

FrozenFebruary · 14/02/2026 22:38

Alpacajigsaw · 14/02/2026 15:11

This!

all the others are an abomination. Rhubarb and custard indeed . 😡

I like the Tesco 'extra fruut' ones best. Much more than M&S or Waitrose etc.

I like traditional ones, I haven't enjoyed any other 'flavours', not even the rhubarb & custard ones. I think I've trained myself out of even trying new flavors.

LadyCrustybread · 14/02/2026 22:42

I think all the weird flavours are pointless and just make an already slightly unhealthy food a sugar bomb. Like eating cake for breakfast/a snack. Just have a regular one!

user2848502016 · 14/02/2026 22:47

I got some Tesco finest ones because my youngest isn’t keen on dried fruit - they were shockingly bad

Bluemin · 14/02/2026 23:16

Toast them and put coffee ice cream in the middle to make an ice cream sandwich. Heaven.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 15/02/2026 09:35

ShodAndShadySenators · 14/02/2026 19:28

I can't see me hesitating a fraction of a second before "Whoops! They fell in my trolley".

I need to know the emporium where the cherry bakewell versions were found. It's imperative @Vroomfondleswaistcoat. You could save a life here...

Co Op. They do a wide variety of flavours (you have been warned).

Heyhelga · 15/02/2026 09:38

Nope, I don't stray away from a simple traditional hot cross bun. None of this chocolate, apple etc added nonsense.

PinkSparklyPussyCat · 15/02/2026 10:00

TheIceBear · 14/02/2026 20:03

They are basically hot cross buns for people who don’t like hot cross buns I think. That said the M&S salted caramel ones are quite nice.
I haven’t tried the cheese variety, there is just something so unappealing about the idea

I hate sultanas, raisins and currants so the more alternatives the better! It saves me picking the sultanas out of real hot cross buns!

TheIceBear · 15/02/2026 10:06

PinkSparklyPussyCat · 15/02/2026 10:00

I hate sultanas, raisins and currants so the more alternatives the better! It saves me picking the sultanas out of real hot cross buns!

If you hate sultanas currents and raisins you basically hate hot cross buns !

KnickerlessParsons · 15/02/2026 10:09

likelysuspect · 14/02/2026 14:46

So what you're telling me is that I have to eat all of this pack (because while I say they're horrible, I mean it is cake and it is chocolate so Im not saying that they cant be eaten), I have to eat this whole pack I think you said and then I have to go to M+S and buy some more and eat that whole pack as well.

I think thats what you said.

You should probably try the Sainsbury’s HCBs too, just for thorough research.

TheGoddessAthena · 15/02/2026 10:10

I like all the weird flavoured hot cross buns, except the cheese ones which are an abomination.

But I don't put butter or jam or anything else on them. I just eat them whole, like cake.

GreenEyesIsBack · 15/02/2026 10:13

EnglishGirlApproximately · 14/02/2026 16:45

I still haven't forgiven M&S for discontinuing the Cheese & Marmite ones a few years ago Sad Every year since I've tried every single alternative flavour in the hope of finding an alternative, it's been awful

I came to post this, the cheese ones with marmite spread on just aren't the same.

TonTonMacoute · 15/02/2026 10:15

They all sound horrible TBH, I can't imagine chocolate bread!!

I just want an old fashioned spicy hot cross bun, not chocolate or any other flavour

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