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To find Bob Mortimer extremely desirable?

83 replies

Soonenough · 27/11/2025 18:41

He's sexy , funny , the right height for me and seems genuinely kind hearted . Always liked him but as he aged love him even more .

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Bundleflower · 27/11/2025 18:43

He seems to have a very kind soul and naturally amusing. He’d definitely be on my celebrity dinner party invitation list.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 27/11/2025 18:48

Yabu, whats going on??!! 😭😭

canklesmctacotits · 27/11/2025 18:48

😂😂 That’s such a Bob Mortimer post 😂

Sometimessmiling · 27/11/2025 18:49

Soonenough · 27/11/2025 18:41

He's sexy , funny , the right height for me and seems genuinely kind hearted . Always liked him but as he aged love him even more .

Did you like him when he was a sleazeball on Shooting stars when he was making disgusting sexist comments to women on the show. Yuck

RememberBeKindWithKaren · 27/11/2025 18:53

Yes he's good fun..and what about Edward ?..i didn't know I liked terriers til him.

To find Bob Mortimer extremely desirable?
RobinEllacotStrike · 27/11/2025 18:54

Hi Bob! 😁

BedlingtonLint · 27/11/2025 18:55

YANBU. I would. I’ve lived him since I was a little girl when Big Night Out first came on TV.

lolly427 · 27/11/2025 18:58

God no.

TheWiseAmethyst · 27/11/2025 19:00

Especially as Graham Lister 🤩🤣

Soonenough · 27/11/2025 19:01

@Sometimessmiling Yes . Not easily offended . And find saying outrageously inappropriate things very amusing . Guess it's a different era .

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Doublebubblegum · 27/11/2025 19:02

I fancy Vic Reeves more tbh

BauhausOfEliott · 27/11/2025 19:09

Loads of women have always fancied him, right from his early days with Vic Reeves in the 1990s. I'm always puzzled when people mention him in 'Confess your unlikely/weird crush' threads because it's actually a really mainstream crush and not a weird one at all!

All comedians who come across as warm, funny and non-threatening always have legions of female fans who fancy them. Greg Davies and Bill Bailey are also fancied by millions of women.

Zov · 27/11/2025 19:10

OMG no thanks! 😖 He's all yours @Soonenough 😂

BauhausOfEliott · 27/11/2025 19:12

Soonenough · 27/11/2025 19:01

@Sometimessmiling Yes . Not easily offended . And find saying outrageously inappropriate things very amusing . Guess it's a different era .

Also, they were jokes and part of a comic persona. It wasn't actually genuine sleaze - it was a running gag! Surely everyone remembers Vic rubbing his thighs as well... I assume nobody thought that was real.

Ymamiss · 27/11/2025 19:14

Yanbu! It's the combination of his eyes, his personality and his accent!

ToadRage · 27/11/2025 19:50

Not disputing he's funny, but you need your eyes tested, he's UGLY!

dontforgetme · 27/11/2025 20:58

I completely agree op, he is lovely !!

popcornandpotatoes · 27/11/2025 21:03

Glad it's not just me

Maryberrysbouffant · 27/11/2025 21:39

This is definitely Bob posting 😂

Wickedlittledancer · 27/11/2025 21:40

BauhausOfEliott · 27/11/2025 19:09

Loads of women have always fancied him, right from his early days with Vic Reeves in the 1990s. I'm always puzzled when people mention him in 'Confess your unlikely/weird crush' threads because it's actually a really mainstream crush and not a weird one at all!

All comedians who come across as warm, funny and non-threatening always have legions of female fans who fancy them. Greg Davies and Bill Bailey are also fancied by millions of women.

I think millions maybe a stretch,,,😂

CheekyChickenFucker · 27/11/2025 21:41

Maryberrysbouffant · 27/11/2025 21:39

This is definitely Bob posting 😂

He hasn't mentioned his gloriously thick neck yet and how it makes him irresistible.

OutsideOfComfortable · 27/11/2025 21:41

I've met him in Boro a couple of times. He's a smashing chap.

Nitgel · 27/11/2025 21:42

Is it giro day

pyjamalife · 27/11/2025 21:44

I'm in my early 30s and I agree 😅