To find Bob Mortimer extremely desirable?

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Soonenough · 27/11/2025 18:41

He's sexy , funny , the right height for me and seems genuinely kind hearted . Always liked him but as he aged love him even more .

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ShinyWorthKeeping · 28/11/2025 10:35

YABU but only because you'd have to fight me off

KimberleyClark · 28/11/2025 11:03

Ithinkofawittyusernamethenforgetit · 28/11/2025 10:05

When I saw Ross Noble live I laughed so much I couldn’t breathe. Still recommend it though 😂 Every time he looked down he said “ah man - can’t believe I forgot to bring my good jeans” like it really made any difference to us!

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Yes Ross Noble his fab - though I do get distracted watching him thinking he’d make a great Klingon.

Bayroot1 · 28/11/2025 11:04

Ds1 has a look of him. Ds is 6ft though. There's a photo of young Bob that's very like ds1. Funnily enough ds1's dad is from Boro. Ds is taken though so don't get too excited lasses 🤣

SnowFrogJelly · 28/11/2025 11:07

YANBU I would!

KarriTreeSullivan · 28/11/2025 11:14

BauhausOfEliott · 27/11/2025 19:09

Loads of women have always fancied him, right from his early days with Vic Reeves in the 1990s. I'm always puzzled when people mention him in 'Confess your unlikely/weird crush' threads because it's actually a really mainstream crush and not a weird one at all!

All comedians who come across as warm, funny and non-threatening always have legions of female fans who fancy them. Greg Davies and Bill Bailey are also fancied by millions of women.

Bob Mortimer? Really? I've never heard of anyone fancying him and Shooting Stars was my era. He's hilarious i could listen to him tell stories and jokes all day and watch him in anything, but fancy? I dont remember anyone fancying him the or now 😃

Now, Greg Davies, there's a different kettle of fish, the height! Excessively tall, and funny and a brilliant story teller, he's the one for me! 😄

Mischance · 28/11/2025 11:46

Don't forget he's got false teeth.....

LittlePotteryBird · 28/11/2025 11:59

cannotmakedecisions · 28/11/2025 08:33

Ooooo he was handsome!! I can’t say I fancy him but he is wonderful and a genuine national treasure.
I recommend listening last week’s Dish podcast episode with him on. I love the podcast anyway but he was a fabulous guest. So interesting learning more about him.

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Thanks for recommending this, I’m listening to it now!

Bayroot1 · 28/11/2025 12:09

You can watch the podcast. I watched it.

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