Things you wouldn't admit to in real life

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Light hearted. I dislike my mum's boyfriend. I am sick of his constant grunting when i ask him a question. It is like he is incapable of saying yes or no to a simple question. He is a terrible bus driver. He drives like he is on a race track.

Thank goodness! Save that for the next iteration 😂

Haha! Love this!

Wow, you sound so clever to be doing that.

I would politely ask him not to grunt but to answer properly and I would not go on his bus.

Tell us more about the sacking… was it deserved?

I get £13k a year in ESA and PIP but have assets of over a million pounds.

I am a genius 💅

I pee in the shower.

Me too but I'm quite happy to say that in real life. 😆

I wish my dd wasn’t with her current partner he is kind and lovely but has no drive to do anything currently hasn’t worked for a few years due to mental health issues which I am not knocking that but prior to that worked part time in retail life is just very hard for her financially being the only one working and being in her first job after doing a masters she isn’t on great money. Its must be sole destroying never being able to treat yourself and constantly watching every single penny when you work full time and your partner is at home all day doing nothing i know they bicker about it They are just different people of which I have told her. She wants nice things to go places do things and that mental health issues and anxiety aside is just not him

Same - all of it, same!

I do too, but only in the correct company 😂

I hated the way he sang. It was so pretentious.

I can be really lazy. I can go for days doing the bare minimum and be perfectly happy. I cover it well but I love doing nothing.

No you don’t, goady!

I sort of wish I was Scottish, Welsh or Irish.

i have a fear of being the centre of attention at a party - or a funeral. The thought of my partner dying terrifies me, not only because of the grief, but because I’d have to make a speech, or read a poem, and it wouldn’t do him justice. I fear not enough people would come or they’d discover I don’t have that many friends and judge me.

This sounds so shallow - I’d never say it in real life.

Why do you say that? They aren’t means tested benefits. I also get about £20k a year from income protection insurance from my employer as I am on long term sick leave.

I know I’m both more intelligent and more attractive than average. Not to an extreme, but enough that you’d notice. Instead of being grateful, a lot of the I kind of resent that I’m not exceptional, rather than being glad I’m lucky.

On a similar note, I operate at about 60 - 70% of my capacity much of the time. I could do much more - but a naughty little voice tells me “Why bother when you can just do enough and still do well?”.

I hate one of my former bosses so much that I dream of finding her desperate for help, telling her I will help her if she can remember my name. I know I won’t have to help her, and I will enjoy watching realisation dawn.

Due to a horrendous family situation caused by dsis over the last few years financial abuse of my dm I wish my elderly dm who i love dearly but haven’t seen for over a year due to dsis to pass peacefully then I can have closure on the situation

and if Iam being totally honest for dsis who is also in poor health to pass before dm then all the chaos and upset she has caused my and my dc just to get dm money has been pointless and her flying monkey who are the executors of her estate will see she’s broke dm money has been funding her lifestyle and her whole life is a lie

All religions and the concept of god and heaven or the like is nonsense, though was understandable in medieval times to keep the masses in line.

I think governments should prioritise their own citizens first

Some people don’t help themselves with their situation

Some people don’t realise how lucky they are in life and how that helped then become successful

Children should be prioritised in hospitals etc

Using fat jabs is cheating

That when I'm in bed at night nodding off to sleep, I comfort fantasise about having my own little little flat or house and just being on my own. I actually adore my DH and kids and wouldn't want a different life at all, but weirdly I find thinking about how I'd decorate my little home really therapeutic 🤷‍♀️

Sorry you are going through this. Siblings can be ruthless when it comes to family money or inheritance.

@HappyNewTaxYear PIP isn't means tested

Are you still married?

Neither is new style ESA