Fucking Gross Adverts

[BlueEyedBogWitch]

It started with little kids on the toilet with their pants round their ankles, holding their noses.

Then there was the one with a woman farting at work and then scurrying to the bathroom clutching a bog roll.

I think I reached the nadir last night when I was subjected to an advert for razors which treated me to the sight of a man bending down with his back to the camera and his hand under his dressing gown, shaving his sack and crack.

I mean, that might not be the nadir. Maybe next time they’ll drop the dressing down, and I can feast my eyes on his arsehole winking at me while it gets a short back and sides.

At this rate I’ll have to clear all the crap off my kitchen table and start eating like a civilised human again.

AIBU, or are adverts getting increasingly foul?

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Where have you seen "vaginas" in public?

No, you're absolutely correct. I would add, the deodorant advert containing images of fat backsides, sweaty underboobs and armpits, the " lower body deodorant" one, where men and women are sniffing men's bottoms and crutches and last but not least, " Pepto-bismol ads, with people singing about heartburn, upset stomach, nausea and, wait for it! Diarrhoea!
My own selection would include slavering dogs, anything showing tongues, spitting blood after toothbrushing, life insurance and bloody ads for funerals!

Tight gym clothing.

Oh and before you say "well stop looking"
If men decided to do the same you would think they are perverts.

I don't want to see right clothing and bum creases of either sex. Having a vagina doesnt make it permissable

Pp was referring to the fact that you mean vulva not vagina, people here live to correct.

I’ll see if I can dig out my nans smelling salts for all of the sensitive folks aghast at adverts and pass them along 😂
And no, that’s not an ageism thing, she had smelling salts on her cabinet

I do quite like the Fosters ads

The kid in school with the toilet roll going for a poo
And the worse one ever ,where men are sniffing each others crotch ..vile

So tight it went up inside their vagina and you could see up the hole?

My 9yr old asked why people were smelling others’ crotches and I didn’t really have an explanation. Not a great thing to advocate sticking your face in others cock and balls without consent.

And that guy who used to sing, using a fish as a mic.

Exactly, the body doesn't need deodorant on your penis or external vulva. Its damaging to the natural body system. Money grabbing companies.

I go to make a cup of tea when ads come on.

Worst and weirdest and makes me feel
so uncomfortable is the KFC one where the guy gets dipped and ends up a chicken nugget- wtaf!!??!!

That's not the vagina you're seeing (unless they have a hole in their leggings, aren't wearing pants and have got their legs wide apart).

That's not far off with some of them. <reaches for the eye bleach>

Revenge? 🤷‍♀️ Bit of an odd one for a company that sells dead poultry, though. Reminiscent of the cow on the mustard jar. Or the pig on whichever product it is, I forget.

I certainly don't think periods are anything to be ashamed of, but I also don't like the red liquid in the new ads. Red liquid, even if it's not particularly realistic, is much closer to looking like blood than the blue liquid was, and it still makes me feel a bit squeamish, and I don't appreciate seeing it in adverts. I don't feel ashamed that I poo, but I don't want to see poo in ads, thanks so much. Same goes for blood, whether it's from a scratched knee or on a sanitary product.

That's the one that absolutely disgusts me. So unnecessarily grim.

The Boots one with the little girl licking the chocolate off the peanuts and the man eating them and getting a cold - that used to make my stomach turn!

Yeah, I think we all know that, but thanks for the A and P lesson anyway. Ever heard of exaggeration for effect?

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It's being done deliberately to reduce the country to the most base level. A people who are reduced to a bunch of ignorant, poorly educated medieval types, who behave like animals rutting in the fields is the aim. Think about where it might be coming from. We're not the only people it's happening to.

Lousy standards everywhere. Food, housing, education, media output, music (smack ya biatch up the cunt type lyrics), pornography, shitty clothing, the toleration of feral behaviour.......

Yeah this is repulsive. It doesn’t endear me to the brand at all.