Am I a “psychopath?” (Light hearted)

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My friend’s DD has just called me a “psychopath” because she has discovered that I butter hot dog buns when serving/eating hotdogs (The ones from the glass jars made of god knows what…)

My other friends present also think this is strange.

Please tell me that I’m not the only one!

If you like it who cares? What made you start doing this? Did did your parents do this? Or just something you discovered?

Yep. You’re a psychopath. Both for buttering the rolls 🤮 and eating those hideous hot dogs 🤢

I always butter mine

If you are a psychopath then I am too.

Well, I don’t care what others think! 🙈

It was just the pure revulsion with which my friends reacted that made me wonder if it really was that strange.

I’m a psychopath too. It’s all too dry and squeaky otherwise.

I think it makes you a deviant rather than a psychopath. Unless of course you then murdered your friend’s DD with the buttery hotdog.

Never crossed my mind to butter hot dog rolls. I think I’ve been missing out 🌭

Nah. You’re not strange. People like all sorts. Just personal preference. They might like it.

I must be one too, I love a good buttered hot dog

That's what mayo and ketchup are for.

You are the heat from the sausage and onions melts the butter its beautiful

Mayo on a hotdog 🌭 now thats psychopathic behaviour

🌭🥰

@DiamondThrone MAYO? I’m calling the police

Yes, your friends dd is right.

Nothing wrong with that OP and strangely we had a similar conversation earlier this evening in our household.

I buttered my scone before adding the jam and cream.

Not getting into the "jam or cream on first" debate, that way lies madness and a military standoff.

But what about the butter.....

I butter my hotdog rolls too!

(and scones!)

Psychopathy would be serving them in brioche buns. It's cake...pure madness.

I butter scones to.

You’re a psychopath because you only butter them and haven’t mentioned adding the compulsory salad cream

What 😲

I’m a weirdo with this. Always, always butter the rolls, then I put mushy peas on then hot dog and then mayo and ketchup on top. Delicious

I do this, and then add ketchup too 🌭 I like the squishy bread when the butter melts

I butter scones before I apply the jam and cream too!