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Naked bike ride

578 replies

Chocbuttonsandredwine · 15/06/2025 19:09

Was in London yesterday: naked bike ride. Fine.. not my thing (or many other women). They finished the ride/protest/whatvever and then conjugated near B palace.. and just seemed to be happy wafting their micro penis’s about for kicks and giggles/

A lot of horrid middle aged naked men kicking about just felt unnecessary.

and 🤮

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ACynicalDad · 15/06/2025 20:55

It’s very odd

grumpygrape · 15/06/2025 20:57

You were interested enough to check out the size of the penises ?

randomchap · 15/06/2025 20:57

Conjugated? Do you mean congregate? Very different meanings

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 15/06/2025 21:02

I saw masses of them - nearly all blokes - all riding along Piccadilly in central London a couple of years ago. TBH I found it hilarious, and evidently so did most other witnesses on the crowded pavement.

It was a very hot day so I did wonder how many of the cyclists ended up with sunburnt dangly bits.

Shesellsseashellsnotinmystreet · 15/06/2025 21:03

If the bikes were hired I hope someone had some antibacterial spray......

DatingDinosaur · 15/06/2025 21:04

Must have taken a lot of balls to do it though..

itsgettingweird · 15/06/2025 21:05

DatingDinosaur · 15/06/2025 21:04

Must have taken a lot of balls to do it though..

😂

Donotpanicoknowpanic · 15/06/2025 21:06

It's the human body

And an organised event

Learn some body confidence and chil

There is so much negativity out there on social media about looking a certain way

To the extent that people are growing up with a crippling mental health problems

Naturism helps with so many mental health problems

Everyone I know who is a naturist has a very healthy outlook on life

And before anyone points it out I'm only referring to genuine naturists who go to genuine naturist events and clubs which are organised and IDs provided so any bad behaviour is punished

AmelieSummer25 · 15/06/2025 21:06

DatingDinosaur · 15/06/2025 21:04

Must have taken a lot of balls to do it though..

😂😂😂

Donaldduck22 · 15/06/2025 21:07

I couldn't care less with what other people want to do with their bodies and their time. They're not hurting anyone and it promotes healthy body image.

IceCreamWoes · 15/06/2025 21:07

I've done 3 times in Brighton, it was fun and I didn't feel unsafe at all

SupportivePantsAndHusband · 15/06/2025 21:07

I don't care how attractive they are, I just wish people wore more clothes.

MauriceTheMussel · 15/06/2025 21:07

Can someone more knowledgeable than me please explain how this is ok but that naked rambler guy a few years ago kept getting arrested?

ZenNudist · 15/06/2025 21:09

Personally I prefer cycling shorts and a but of boob support if only for practical purposes.

I hope they sanitised their seats after!

Oodlesof · 15/06/2025 21:12

Chocbuttonsandredwine · 15/06/2025 19:09

Was in London yesterday: naked bike ride. Fine.. not my thing (or many other women). They finished the ride/protest/whatvever and then conjugated near B palace.. and just seemed to be happy wafting their micro penis’s about for kicks and giggles/

A lot of horrid middle aged naked men kicking about just felt unnecessary.

and 🤮

What a nasty post.

AnnaBalfour · 15/06/2025 21:13

They are not doing it for body positivity at all.

It was done to shock, cause offence and because they think they’re being edgy

Chocbuttonsandredwine · 15/06/2025 21:16

randomchap · 15/06/2025 20:57

Conjugated? Do you mean congregate? Very different meanings

Yes. On phone. Stupid autocorrect

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Chocbuttonsandredwine · 15/06/2025 21:17

Shesellsseashellsnotinmystreet · 15/06/2025 21:03

If the bikes were hired I hope someone had some antibacterial spray......

Lots on lime bikes 🤮

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DoctorRoseReturns · 15/06/2025 21:23

It's an annual event

There would have been women there

Body shaming is gross

BootballJoy · 15/06/2025 21:24

I saw them too - about a third were women, all shapes and sizes and ages. Micro penis is unnecessary. So is horrid and middle aged. Looked like they were having fun on a sunny afternoon.

Anzena · 15/06/2025 21:26

Exhibitionists. Attention seeking. A bit nuts (geddit) 😊

tillyandmilly · 15/06/2025 21:30

Sorry cant see the point of riding out starkers - for what cause? Go and satisfy your naturism on a beach but not in the streets where fully clothed normal people are! Find it perverse! I am away thank god when they are in Brighton - Needs to be stopped

grumpygrape · 15/06/2025 21:34

Attention seeking as far as their protest is concerned, yes. Perhaps the detractors need to check out the cause(s) rather than making uninformed criticism.

Plenty of all ages and most of the photos I’ve seen online there were almost as many females as males.

Perhaps the OP has views on the size of their boobs ?

ThatAgileCoralBird · 15/06/2025 21:39

@MauriceTheMussel I was away to ask the same question.

cryptide · 15/06/2025 21:39

BootballJoy · 15/06/2025 21:24

I saw them too - about a third were women, all shapes and sizes and ages. Micro penis is unnecessary. So is horrid and middle aged. Looked like they were having fun on a sunny afternoon.

This. Your opening post is both untrue and objectionable, OP.