What disgusting thing do you do?

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I blow my nose on the washing before it goes in the machine... rather than find a tissue!

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Specifically about the point "And in shared loos, there's nothing you can do to avoid them (germs), short of a hazmat suit."
Well I've always used tissue to touch the flush and door lock, then a fresh tissue for the tap and exit doors. I obviously come into contact with germs elsewhere in life, but I feel I've skipped the most concentrated areas of poop & pee after exiting that area at least.. Yes, there'll still be bits of those germs everywhere, but the majority are going to be in the area where the deed happened.

Even when I come into contact with germs elsewhere, like doors etc, I typically use areas of the handles and push doors I know people usually don't hold or push on. Because I know how unhygienic other people can be.

You can't avoid them completely, but you can minimise them.

Horrible.
But just "touch" it to aim? No wonder bathroom floors are wet. You're supposed to hold it firmly and point it at the water until it's stopped dripping.
Then wipe it - and wash your hands

(So I'm told!)

I don't know who has been telling you that it needs gripping firmly, its not a high pressure fire hose 😂

Now I've got the funniest scenario playing in my mind.

The way it shoots water can be like a fire hose! And my "knowledge" comes from, well, I can't say on here. But I KNOW that they need to be handled firmly so they don't spray all over the place!

Isn't this what hands are for?

I don't like having my hand on it though.

Oh to be that flexible! 😂

Urine is completely chemically pure. I remember a family who's yacht was wrecked by a whale using it as a scratching post, living for several weeks by drinking their urine until they were rescued. The uric acid will eventually do you harm, but no bacteria in urine, unless you have an infection. My wife says women need to wash their hands as pee and poo holes are close together, but you are far more likely to get bugs off handles and towels than by wiping yourself

But your willy has been festering in your pants and unless you wipe your willy possibly festering in wee remnants 🤔

I understand it is not and Google agrees

No, urine is not bacteria-free; even in healthy individuals, it contains a low level of bacteria that may play a role in urinary health.

Here's a more detailed explanation:
Urine is not sterile:
Contrary to the common belief, urine from healthy individuals is not sterile, meaning it contains bacteria, even in small amounts.

Low levels of bacteria:
The levels of bacteria in healthy urine are typically low, and the presence of these bacteria may even be beneficial for maintaining the integrity of the bladder lining.

I'm so impressed that you can bite your own toenails! I struggle to put my socks on sometimes

I always climb the stairs on all fours, and I do it on my knuckles like a gorilla. 14yo DD came up behind me the other day and was cracking up. Apparently she’s never seen me do it before.

The reason there are so many germs on keyboards, etc is precisely because people don't wash their hands after visiting the toilet, etc...!!! 😖

Just that the warm breeze makes it feel nice 🤭🫣 if that makes sense

I can barely reach my toenails with clippers/scissors.

Me too.

Although not from another man.

I know I shouldn't ask, but...

"Farting while masturbating"

Farting from where?

My arse usually

Back to this thread with a diy tip I have just discovered

We have an old black stain on our timber floor boards. I’ve been trying to think how to remove it as it just surrounds three edges of our bedroom and the house is listed. So I can’t use anything very harsh.

My cat at some point last night threw up on the black border and I have just woken to find that in cleaning up the vomit it has rather nicely removed the black stain. Lovely !

So I’m going to be following my cat around collecting up sick and spreading it on the boards. ( at some point I will change his diet, maybe after I’ve finished the floor though 🤣 )

Just wondering how I write the specification for permission to the conservation officer now 🤔

What happened next? Did you have it removed? Did it make a hole?

It delivered me to another dimension where disgustingly satisfying things happen to everyone everyday.

I’m not suggesting it’s okay not to wash your hands after having a wee BUT all those of you clutching your pearls at the idea of willy hands - have you never had a willy in your mouth?