What disgusting thing do you do?

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I blow my nose on the washing before it goes in the machine... rather than find a tissue!

Perhaps you remembered looking at them under a microscope at school. I remember looking at nits under a microscope then. (Not living ones, but ones preserved in a slide.)

Oh, and speaking of grandparents, I've remembered this quote from my late grandmother, on the shaking of hands for the "sign of peace" at church:

"The way people sneeze into their hand, then hold it out and expect you to shake it: it makes you want to keep your gloves on!"

They are crunchy but no flavour and they don’t last long.

You are lucky to have spots, I am older and don’t get them anymore. Make the most of them, you’ll miss squeezing and then examining/dissecting them….

I do enjoy my own farts too….they are notorious as I like artificial sweeteners.

I dry my cats in a hand towel when they come 🫴in soaked after being in the pouring rain.
I sometimes forget I've used said hand towel in this way.

I take tea/coffee into the toilet with me

I see your slimey and raise you crunchy ones!

Omg I'm howling.....haha I must confess....whilst we are at it..... that I do enjoy the odd bit of "sleep dust" every now and then 🤣🤣🙈🙉🙊

Oh and I'm most definitely with you on the farts! Lol

Crispy, salty, chewy. Who needs a larder when you’ve got snacks up your nose for convenience.

You lot should all pop over to the prepping thread and offer advice

How does one wash their hands before flushing the toilet and exiting the cubicle?

Asking for a friend...

Unless she's cleaning them with the used cloths, so fucking what?

Not before. After

The poster said in a shared workplace toilet she doesnt wash her hands after a wee

So i said, so you flush the chain and touch the lock (in a shared work bathroom so other people’s germs om those surfaces)
and didnt wash your hands

Ahh gotcha!

I obviously misread it and was very confused 😅

I blame the teething baby currently clinging to me 😫

Why is it vulgar?

Farting while masturbating, like on purpose?

As in Farting is part of your technique? Or just a fart as a result of said masturbation?

Les Dennis admitted to using his nail clippings as a toothpick on Would I Lie To You
If I'm in a restaurant & they bring out my food I take out my Invisalign retainers there & then if I can't be bothered to go somewhere private. I just put it in a tissue on the table & hope I remember to take it with me.
I love finding fleas on my cat, catching them in the comb & squashing them so they make a clicking sound. Used to love doing similar with dd's nits. So satisfying

@mumofoneAlonebutokay I do this too and I’m definitely old enough to know better as my mum would say!

I have an old raggedy top that I use specifically for when I'm unwell with a snotty nose because it's soft and doesnt leave my face raw and tissue touching my face makes me want to vom. I do use antibac in the wash though.

I hope you are joking

My cats love the taste of earwax. In my experience, most cats do. Do not ask how I discovered this

I saw a woman today in a café who scratched her head then ate her findings 😂

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This thread and people say dogs are dirty 🤣my oh my! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have a constantly sweaty arse so stick a scrunched up piece of kitchen roll "between my crack" every single day 🙆

Willy hands looool i love that