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Does anybody knws where jason orange is rn???

170 replies

aronnnnn · 03/02/2025 15:06

Pleased to hear your stories too abt him in the past or not, and ofc if anybody knows where is him now.

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StrawberryWater · 03/02/2025 15:07

I presume he's living his best life.

Sakura7 · 03/02/2025 15:09

Well this sounds a bit stalkery!

TemporaryPosition · 03/02/2025 15:12

A Sainsburys in Wiltshire

HugoYorway · 03/02/2025 15:13

He's in a country pub with me having lunch.

KiffyKiffyKiffy · 03/02/2025 15:13

Let me just check my Jason Orange Apple tracker...

MrsMoastyToasty · 03/02/2025 15:15

Climbing Ben Nevis.

LionAndEmperor13 · 03/02/2025 15:15

No idea but I met him once years ago (maybe 1996?)
I was working in pizza express and he came in with his manager. They were both lovely 😍

Blarn · 03/02/2025 15:17

He's not in my attic.

(Editted for spelling, apparently I cannot spell attic)

Meandhimtogether · 03/02/2025 15:18

His brother has a bar in Altrincham maybe he is washing the dishes to hide away from his fans.

neverknowinglyunreasonable · 03/02/2025 15:20

Also can anyone help me write a poem about him? Really struggling with the rhyming.

SnapdragonToadflax · 03/02/2025 15:20

Living a very pleasant life with lots of money and no press intrusion.

MrsTerryPratchett · 03/02/2025 15:21

Blarn · 03/02/2025 15:17

He's not in my attic.

(Editted for spelling, apparently I cannot spell attic)

Edited

Or edited, LOL.

This is why my spellcheck is permanently on. And it caught 'permanently'!

AnotherDunromin · 03/02/2025 15:21

neverknowinglyunreasonable · 03/02/2025 15:20

Also can anyone help me write a poem about him? Really struggling with the rhyming.

😂😂😂

Lyn348 · 03/02/2025 15:23

According to the tabloids he's living off grid in the Cotswolds, trying very hard to get away from people who want to know where he is.

JasonOrange · 03/02/2025 15:23

I’m here.

Please get out of my garden.

AlertBrickBear · 03/02/2025 15:23

neverknowinglyunreasonable · 03/02/2025 15:20

Also can anyone help me write a poem about him? Really struggling with the rhyming.

Last name Orange, First name Jason
@aronnnnn is after him, now there’s a race on.

StrawberrySquash · 03/02/2025 15:24

Jason Orange
Lives in Blorange
Has a yard
Filled with sporange

Humphhhh · 03/02/2025 15:24

He's chosen to leave fame behind him. With all due respect leave him alone..

FKAT · 03/02/2025 15:25

JO was always my fave and vindicated by the fact he was the only one not using tax avoidance schemes.

RetiredJasonOrange · 03/02/2025 15:27

@aronnnnn we have been through this, I'm quite happy doing my gardening and living the quiet life. Go ask Howard to join your new boy band.

Original poster
aronnnnn · 03/02/2025 15:28

RetiredJasonOrange · 03/02/2025 15:27

@aronnnnn we have been through this, I'm quite happy doing my gardening and living the quiet life. Go ask Howard to join your new boy band.

i think i don’t have a boy band 🤔

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Original poster
aronnnnn · 03/02/2025 15:29

JasonOrange · 03/02/2025 15:23

I’m here.

Please get out of my garden.

nice to hear you lad

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FKAT · 03/02/2025 15:29

There once was a young man called Orange
Whose singing proved that he had no range.
But that doesn't matter
He was our favourite Thatter
His bod sent the ladies all deranged.

Original poster
aronnnnn · 03/02/2025 15:29

Meandhimtogether · 03/02/2025 15:18

His brother has a bar in Altrincham maybe he is washing the dishes to hide away from his fans.

yep i know justin has a place called toast

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Kangarude · 03/02/2025 15:29

Why do you ask? Is he missing?