Does anybody knws where jason orange is rn???

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Pleased to hear your stories too abt him in the past or not, and ofc if anybody knows where is him now.

Orange you going to explain why you need him? He’s got his finger in a dyke holding back the flood. Or so he says. He’ll never dance again.

lorange - an orange lozenge
horange - an orange horse
worange - a worry orange for stress
quorange - a quarter of an orange

porange - porridge with orange
forange - Oompa Loompas, coming over here, stealing our jobs and our wimmin.
gorange - when your traffic light is Amber and green at the same time for a split second.
all rhyme with orange

Yes he looks exactly the same, just with more grey hair. He barely even looks like he's aged otherwise. IIRC he was very clean living so that explains it! I lost all interest when Jason left the band, still say Robbie coming back didn't help matters.

probably hard to concentrate with all the screams and banging that is definitely not coming from you attic!

That reminds me of one of the introductions that Bradley Walsh gave for The Governess when they were about to find out which Chaser was playing that day.

it was something along the lines of "She has dozens of hunky, handsome young men trying desperately all day and night to beat down her door - but she refuses to unlock it and let them all out!"

The comments on this thread has given me such a laugh! 😂😂

Not sure if it’s been mentioned yet, but wasn’t it Jason who was rumoured to have had a fling with Lulu when they recorded ‘relight my fire’? If true , lucky Lulu! 😉 😊

Yes... he is absolutely free to move around and talk when he wants to... not restrained in anyway...

@Blarn It's not that I don't believe you but I think I'd better come round to your house and check. Just as an act of public service you understand. Don't worry about locking us in the attic together, I'm not claustrophobic!

I have snorted a lot at the comments on here - even still chuckling when wide awake in the middle of the night!

i remember jason mentioning it in an old documentary about the band back in 2006. im not sure, lulu was there too, but she didn’t want to say it she was chuckling to herself.
🤔🤔🤔

I remember that part about Lulu from the documentary. Wonder if that's why she always looks so smug jammy cow!

they defo did it 😦

I was an acquaintance of his back in 2002 (can’t say friends, we had a few chats) when we went to the same college. Can’t say I know what he’s up to 23 years later though!

Hahahah I love these comments. I have to admit I have wondered this too. Where is he 😂

Well, I can say, with not much confidence that he was busy jet washing the moss off my drive this afternoon (not a euphemism). Until I provided him with oranges at half time, that is. He wasn't as amused as I thought he would be. Some people eh? He left the plate, untouched I hasten to add, on my decorative edging, finished the driveway, not particularly enthusiastically, had a big dump in the downstairs loo and left with his wage (a percentage of which I deducted for the wasted orange AND the ridiculous amount of toilet roll and air freshener he used). This may or may not have happened, I couldn't possibly say...

Aah, my childhood (and adult) crush. Wish I did know where he was!

He was my favourite

Would love to roll around with him 😂

in the

in the crisp aisle

Ah so he's in Lulu's basement.

I think he's chained up and she's rubbing Lurpack on his chest.

Surely not given the current cost of lurpak!

Anchor is probably a better bet.

That’s cool. Can you tell me where I might get one for Jason Momoa? 😂

And fringe
And cringe

Man Band doesn’t work the same does it?

So you find it disgusting that people show disrespect to Jason Orange by disclosing his alleged sexual encounters, but it's ok for you to do the same?

Pot, meet kettle.