Does anybody knws where jason orange is rn???

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Pleased to hear your stories too abt him in the past or not, and ofc if anybody knows where is him now.

Forget Robbie chasin,
It is really Jason,
Who got us all taking our thats.
The cool hips a-swinging,
We never forgot his singing,
Now he keeps his best life in his hats.
Did he relight Lulu’s fire?
Well my ignition’s dire,
I only pray he’d sort mine with his match.
Even though he’s gone missing,
There’s still a queue for kissing,
Our Orange boy is still quite the catch.
Would he be a Masked Singer?
It would give us a chance to linger,
Such sweet music would come from his pipe,
It would only take a minute,
For our favourite TT guy to win it,
He’s the OG, he’s our babe, he’s our type!

There ya go.

I never knew about the mountain! Love it 😃

😂😂😂

Does anyone remember a 1990s crime series about a serial killer who killed in computer games and then in real life? (PROMISE I did not dream this..) it was called “Killer Net”. Jason Orange was in it. Teenage me thought it was brilliant, I’d love to watch it again and see if middle age me agrees!

It's a nice mountain🗻

He's probably gone by now.

I don’t know, but I’ve got John Major’s number so I’ll phone him and ask.

Only here for the funny replies.

Not Mark's Clementine I hope! 😳

Hopefully he’s having a happy life away from it. Bit embarrassing to be part of a boy band at their ages.

0All you need to do is ask ChatGPT (although even ChatGPT can't find something to rhyme with orange :
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write a poem about jason orange

ChatGPT said:
ChatGPT
An Ode to Jason Orange
In northern skies where dreams take flight,
A quiet soul, a star so bright.
With rhythm smooth and moves so free,
A legend born in Tameside's breeze.
From Take That days of youthful gleam,
He danced within the fans’ daydream.
A voice so warm, though heard but few,
Yet every note, his heart rang true.
Through highs and lows, through light and shade,
With humble grace, his path was laid.
Not one for fame, nor limelight’s glare,
But still, his presence lingered there.
Then came the time to walk away,
To find the peace, the simpler way.
No social feed, no public gaze,
Just whispers of his golden days.
Yet still he lives in hearts so wide,
A cherished ghost, yet never died.
For Jason shines, though out of sight—
A legend lost, yet burning bright.

That you, Gary?

I've just had a look under the cushions on my settee. He's definitely not there. Sorry I can't help!

See, this is where ChatGPT really has value.

On Mumsnet one quiet night,
A fan posted with all her might:
”Ladies, help, I’m in despair,
Where’s Jason Orange? What’s he up to, where?”

“I’ve followed him from Take That days,
But now I’m curious in different ways”
Is he still single, or got a mate?
What’s his sex life like? I need to speculate!”

She scrolled through threads, her eyes aglow,
Hoping someone would surely know.
Meanwhile, Jason went about his day,
Blissfully unaware, far away.

Totally recognisable!! Any Take Thatter would know him

I remember that! Jason was always my favourite

He's renting my shed,
He's locked in to a 6 month contract

Well I know for definite that he’s not gay which was a rumour ages ago. He came on to me VERY hard in the late 90s and I’m very much a woman.

I turned him down because I was a shy back then and couldn’t believe a celeb was trying it with me and freaked out. Regret doing that because he was fucking hot IRL!

I’m Jason Orange and so’s my wife.

Baby Reindeer Part 2

I picked his car up last year
really nice guy 👍👍

yep i’ve watched it one time i remember

Is it bad that these sound delicious and I wish they were real?

JO served me in the pound shop earlier. But they close at 6, so hopefully he's waiting for the bus home by now.

Looks like it's on Prime!

Is that you Edwina you filthy minx? Scrambled any eggs recently?