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Ear stroking on tube - is it odd?

109 replies

Limpi · 02/02/2025 00:35

Travelling on the tube this evening and noticed a that a woman was stroking the ear of man sitting next to her. She was long away from him and her hand was vigorously stroking massaging the ear furthest away from her. This wasn’t gentle stroking but quite vigorous massaging. Both were impassive.
it found it quite unnerving ! No one else seemed to notice and neither of the passengers were making eye contact.
just seemed a bit weird or is it me?

OP posts:
SmugglersHaunt · 02/02/2025 00:38

I know this isn’t relevant but I have to ask what line you were on

LoafofSellotape · 02/02/2025 00:38

So her arm was round his neck?

SmugglersHaunt · 02/02/2025 00:39

It’s just it sounds a bit Piccadilly Line to me

theduchessofspork · 02/02/2025 00:40

🚆Tube Kinks ❤️‍🔥

EmeraldRoulette · 02/02/2025 00:42

SmugglersHaunt · 02/02/2025 00:38

I know this isn’t relevant but I have to ask what line you were on

That is an odd question

Ear stroking is not prohibited on any lines.

sounds like a Tube announcement for a comedy sketch 😂👂

RickiRaccoon · 02/02/2025 00:55

Do you think she knew the man?

SirQuintusAurelius · 02/02/2025 01:17

She was long away from him

She could only have been an arms length away so couldn't have been that far away from him.

Unless she had tools.

FiveShelties · 02/02/2025 01:20

RickiRaccoon · 02/02/2025 00:55

Do you think she knew the man?

😂

Limpi · 02/02/2025 01:20

The not so dull district line

OP posts:
Limpi · 02/02/2025 01:24

No chat, no eye contact, just some full on ear massage action. They probably knew each other!

OP posts:
MrsClatterbuck · 02/02/2025 01:31

SirQuintusAurelius · 02/02/2025 01:17

She was long away from him

She could only have been an arms length away so couldn't have been that far away from him.

Unless she had tools.

🤣🤣🤣 at tools

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 02/02/2025 01:34

How far away from him was she? 👀

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 02/02/2025 01:34

Yanbu tbh 😄

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 02/02/2025 01:45

Limpi · 02/02/2025 01:20

The not so dull district line

That explains a lot. Seen some weird stuff on the District Line. Just never make eye contact OP.

Delphiniumandlupins · 02/02/2025 01:49

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 02/02/2025 01:45

That explains a lot. Seen some weird stuff on the District Line. Just never make eye contact OP.

With the stroker or strokee?

Wingedharpy · 02/02/2025 01:54

Tinnitus relief?

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 02/02/2025 02:09

Delphiniumandlupins · 02/02/2025 01:49

With the stroker or strokee?

I've already said too much.

Purrrrrfectpaws · 02/02/2025 02:17

I do this with DP when I’m feeling anxious, I don’t even realise I’m doing it sometimes 😂.
I do it when I’m sitting right next to him though, I wouldn’t stretch over to do it.

He has very soft ears and I’ve been using them as a comfort vice for years, I just realised when reading this how weird it is. He’s so used to it that we would come across exactly like this if we were on the tube.

I just showed DP this thread and he said he doesn’t like the sound of tube womens vigour, he said it sounds aggressive. Apparently mine is more of a gentle stroking action and quite relaxing, he said he prefers that to having his hand squeezed!

Franjipanl8r · 02/02/2025 02:25

SmugglersHaunt · 02/02/2025 00:39

It’s just it sounds a bit Piccadilly Line to me

😂

Franjipanl8r · 02/02/2025 02:27

SirQuintusAurelius · 02/02/2025 01:17

She was long away from him

She could only have been an arms length away so couldn't have been that far away from him.

Unless she had tools.

😂😂😂

coxesorangepippin · 02/02/2025 02:51

Did she know this bloke

coxesorangepippin · 02/02/2025 02:52

My mate once accidentally stroked a fella's leg on the bus all the way home from Manchester

He never said anything until she realized

🤔

RawBloomers · 02/02/2025 04:18

The district line? Maybe she’d started at his Temple and was working down to his West Ham? Wink

Less amusingly, could have been a distraction technique for claustrophobia or something.

MrsMust · 02/02/2025 04:36

This reminds me of when I saw a man lick a woman's armpit. It was the central line. Around 7.30am. I wish I never got out of bed that morning.

niadainud · 02/02/2025 04:37

SmugglersHaunt · 02/02/2025 00:38

I know this isn’t relevant but I have to ask what line you were on

The Peccadillo line.

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