To think my business idea would be popular

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Do you ever get paranoid that your home smells but you can’t tell because you’ve become nose blind to it?

Here’s my idea;

Customers in my area can log on and book a visit slot, they pay £10 and I then turn up to their home and simply tell them whether it smells or not.

The business model isn’t designed to be helpful if it turns out that your house does in fact smell lol, it’s more for peace of mind that it doesn’t smell.

Would you pay £10 for peace of mind that your house does not smell?

I wouldn't. If I'm happy with the smell, it doesn't matter.

I like to open the windows a lot anyway, and loath chemical cover ups.

But would you get any repeat customers?

And if the house does smell, are you going to sell some nice scented things too.

No 🤣 Could just ask a friend or neighbour to have a sniff If they think it might smell and save £10.

Only if they get paranoid their house smells again 😂

But would they be honest? 🤔

I think everyone's house 'smells' a certain way so it depends on how you're defining 'smell' lol

Sorry but 🤣

Presumably they’d need her back for a follow up visit so she can tell them whether it still smells or not

Erm no.

I think this is mainly aimed at pet owners. Im paranoid my house smells right now and would love someone impartial to come round and just give me a straight yes or no for £10

LOL. Thank you! Didnt think of that. See this business is getting lucrative

Smell is too subjective, so no.

The people I know probably would be 😁

I have the same paranoia. Where do you live? If you’re nearby we can do an honest exchange

What happens if they've done a massive shit? Do you offer them a second slot for free?

How good is your sense of smell? You may not be able to tell and then get sued for an undiagnosed bad smelling house.

Most houses do have a smell. Deep fat dryer and cheap scent are 2 common ones and people are oblivious.

I think its a goer. Have a word with Claude Littner.

My cat is guaranteed to do this 10 minutes before a guest arrives.

What’s the name of this business?

maybe we’re both nose blind to dog arse smell though 🤣…… the nose blind leading the nose blind 😭

I would love this. I think ours probably smells of cat food. But nobody I know is truthful enough to actually tell me. Even though I tell them I won't be upset or offended

Sniff N Go?

Don't think this is a viable business.

Would 10 pounds even cover your transport costs to get there and any parking charges.

There are safety issues with going into a stranger's home as a lone woman. Even less viable if two people went.

You may have more success if you offer a service advising PEOPLE if they reek or not.

Houses - I doubt anyone will GAF.

What qualifications have you got to prove your sense of smell is accurate OP?